2007/07/30
Presidential Kwotes
On Bush's so-called commitment to national security:
President Bush was not looking at national security when he invaded Iraq, he was looking at showing how big his balls were and how democracy is like herpes. Something you can spread whether or not the person wants and you can never get rid of.
-- Head Spinner Scott
On presidential debates:
...any candidate for any office unwilling to answer live, unscreened, unfiltered questions from a live unscreened audience is a sniveling, puling coward unworthy of a single vote for dogcatcher, let alone President of the United States.
-- The Local Crank
President Bush was not looking at national security when he invaded Iraq, he was looking at showing how big his balls were and how democracy is like herpes. Something you can spread whether or not the person wants and you can never get rid of.
-- Head Spinner Scott
On presidential debates:
...any candidate for any office unwilling to answer live, unscreened, unfiltered questions from a live unscreened audience is a sniveling, puling coward unworthy of a single vote for dogcatcher, let alone President of the United States.
-- The Local Crank
2007/07/20
As The Tinfoil Hat Spins...
...for when you average garden-variety conspiracy theory just won't do.
A new executive order effectively gives George Bush the dictatorial power to seize the assets of anyone who opposes his administration's policies on Iraq. Now that by itself is pretty scary stuff, but never let it be said that your author doesn't know a good conspiracy theory when he stumbles across one.
Read these headlines and see if, in light of Bu$hCo's latest power grab, you don't agree:
Pentagon seeks $1.2B for armored vehicle
Obama, Clinton Have $30 Million-Plus
Pentagon Aide Says Clinton Helps Enemy
What did I tell you.
A new executive order effectively gives George Bush the dictatorial power to seize the assets of anyone who opposes his administration's policies on Iraq. Now that by itself is pretty scary stuff, but never let it be said that your author doesn't know a good conspiracy theory when he stumbles across one.
Read these headlines and see if, in light of Bu$hCo's latest power grab, you don't agree:
Pentagon seeks $1.2B for armored vehicle
Obama, Clinton Have $30 Million-Plus
Pentagon Aide Says Clinton Helps Enemy
What did I tell you.
Labels: Bush, conspiracy, dictatorship, Iraq
