Breeding All The Way To The Ballot Box

Listen up liberals...you're doomed!

Able to leap tall diaghragms in a single bound, fertile, even fecund, super-Republicans are filling American bassinets with their babies. Forget "compassionate conservatism". We're talking "passionate conservatism". These people are putting "in" in "SIN", and pretty soon lefties are gonna to be outnumbered. Yes indeed the heartland is bumpin' and grindin' for God, and the future is looking much more retro than metro.


Maybe they can start fighting their own wars
LOL!! Funny, yet not funny. It's true. I was raised by these lunatics. They do indeed believe God commands them to go forth and multiply. And buddy, they do!! Let me say it this way: my family and the family next door had a ballgame. We had enough players for nine man teams, along with four reserves.:) You do the math.
I read something recently that said Democrats have a higher birth rate with the highest number of baby contributors coming from the lower socio-economic class - who don't vote. Liberals, the intellectuals are low, but Dems as a whole beat the Fundies every day, all day, all night. Liberals do live longer, tho.
Wait until you find out about their robot army.
Maybe it's because it's the only thing they know how to do. They've been doing it to our country for a long time now.

Ha! That would be the best route! Damned funny!

The pic you created blognonymous looks like a movie poster for Deliverance!

"in" in SIN! Hooooooo Agggghhhhhh!
for a group of people so against sex, it sure seems they have a lot of it!!

we liberals better get busy procreating!!
Graeme, naw...it's like the Station Agent says, they'll be using their robot army, but will save the kids for overrunning your school board.

TFWY...no shit! In my family you've got to go back three generations before you see any families with more than two kids.

Peachchick...really? But if we live longer does that just mean that we have a longer time to not vote?
PoP... Bwahahahahahah! :-) I'm feelin' it, definitely!

TPM... Eeeewwww that was visual I didn't need. Course the Frogette said that the pic would give her nightmares.

Pam...welcome. Well it's probably like that old Monty Python skit. "But dear, we have two children, and we've had sex twice."
Ah yes.....but we sex-crazed liberals need to stop wearing rubber sheaths over our old fellers, dontcha think? Although two future liberals is all we can donate to the cause in my household ;-).

You MUST let me borrow that photograph!
Although two future liberals is all we can donate to the cause in my household ;-).

Zero from mine. Guess we're part of the problem, huh?

You MUST let me borrow that photograph!

Be my guest.
that pic is great...bumping and grinding for baby bush...humm...ok i won't go there
Once again, proving my theory that stupid people breed faster than intelligent ones.
AZG, I don't want to hear nothin' 'bout birthin' no Bushies!

Lew, most of my friends started late, but they're definitely going now.
"We're diddlin' fer Jesus! Back off ya sinners"! "I'm a comin' fer the second comin'"!
The song from Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life": Every sperm is sacred...
Shame on you, John... Your post has inspired this running in my head:

"Lay down, Lay down for Jesus
And pump one in the wife.
We've got to screw for Jesus
and procreate new life.

For Republican Victory we turn out all the lights
Lay down, Lay down for Jesus
and Fertility Rites."
too funny.....whelp Holy Condoms would work too- dont cha think?

(get it ?)

oh, never mind....
That is a HILARIOUS picture, the whole fam damnily is there! It made me think of the following song lyrics... This tune has been around for a long time, and has been performed by many artists. It kind of talks about what happens when your family tree doesn't fork!

"I'm My Own Grandpa"
Lyrics: Dwight Latham, Moe Jaffe
Music: Dwight Latham, Moe Jaffe

Played by Jerry Garcia with David Grisman

Oh, many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother
'Cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter
Though it really brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy

This little baby then became
A brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle
Then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
WHo of course is my step-mother

I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grandpa

My father's wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild
For he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife
She's my grandmother too

Now if my wife is my grandmother
Then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it
It nearly drives me wild
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandma
I am my own grandpa

John, Eeeewwwwww!

Diva, I'm sure there's a lot we could do with that tune.

Sewmouse! Hooo-aaaah!

E4E, "...the only condom blessed by His Holiness"?

Snave, I've never heard that one before. Pretty cool.
Jerry Garcia and David Grisman did a version of the song, as did Jim Kweskin of "jug band" fame on a record of kids' songs. Homer and Jethro have also recorded it, and I believe it goes way back almost to the 1940's.
I read something the other day about a mega church up around Seattle (I think) who is gathering up the disadvantaged and encouraging them to breed in the name of the Lord.

I can't find it again. Have you heard of it?
overpopulation leads to the dying off of a species in the long run. too bad that they don't believe in science.

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