<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13183464</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 22:04:08 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>Blognonymo.us</title><description>A day without snark is like a day without sunshine.</description><link>http://blognonymo.us/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Kvatch)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1259</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13183464.post-2700372388332580959</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 21:08:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-03-17T14:14:54.536-07:00</atom:updated><title>This is the End</title><atom:summary type='text'>After tonight Blognonymous will cease to exist, and Blognonymo.us will become just a 'read-only' archive of the posts from Blognonymous.My blogging continues unabated at Ragebot.  Come and find me there.— Kvatch</atom:summary><link>http://blognonymo.us/2009/03/this-is-end.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kvatch)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13183464.post-241869355199130346</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:55:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-10T19:17:21.264-07:00</atom:updated><title>Kvatch Returns</title><atom:summary type='text'>A new blog for a new year.  Please stop by and catch me kvetching.Tags: Ragebot, KvatchCategories: Blogs</atom:summary><link>http://blognonymo.us/2008/01/kvatch-returns.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kvatch)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>5</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13183464.post-1574715013174312445</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 01:08:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-12-30T17:31:55.811-08:00</atom:updated><title>New Year's Resolution...</title><atom:summary type='text'>...do not have unprotected intercourse with this man!Roll of the incautious:Spain's Conservatives - Gone April, 2004Silvio Berlusconi (Italy) - Defeated June, 2005Bush's Pooch, Tony Blair - Stepped aside, May 2007Australias's Liberals - F*cked the big dog, Nov. 2007  (John Howard, the PM, couldn't even hold his own seat)And most tragically:Former Pakistani PM, Benazir Bhutto - Assassinated, Dec. </atom:summary><link>http://blognonymo.us/2007/12/new-years-resolution.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kvatch)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>21</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13183464.post-1836124817521285045</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 18:18:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-12-05T00:25:42.888-08:00</atom:updated><title>The Most Boring Election In San Francisco History...</title><atom:summary type='text'>...AND YOU ARE THERE!!!Mayor 'Pretty Boy' Claims A Mandate @ Instant NativeandDumbest Ballot Initiatives Ever, Are Decided @ Poverty BarnTags: San Francisco, Gavin NewsomCategories: politics, elections, San Francisco</atom:summary><link>http://blognonymo.us/2007/11/most-boring-election-in-san-francisco.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kvatch)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>12</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13183464.post-6090229485137465992</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2007 15:38:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-11-05T13:51:16.268-08:00</atom:updated><title>What's Kvatch Kvetching About Today?</title><atom:summary type='text'>The complete disconnect between the price of crude and the price of gasoline.  Check it out at Fran I Am.Tags: petroleum, gasoline</atom:summary><link>http://blognonymo.us/2007/11/whats-kvatch-kvetching-about-today.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kvatch)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13183464.post-7999109582170907863</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 13:16:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-11-01T06:25:54.827-07:00</atom:updated><title>Blognonymous - 100,000 Served</title><atom:summary type='text'>Yesterday at about 1:30p PDT, Blognonymous received its 100,000 visitor.  Our anonymous reader from Hampshire in the United Kingdom surfed in from a Google search on "Uncle Fester", a fairly common traffic generator for this humble blog that typically points to this post.So thank you readers, Google, and Uncle Fester.  We couldn't have done it without you!Tags: BlognonymousCategories: blogs</atom:summary><link>http://blognonymo.us/2007/11/blognonymous-100000-served.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kvatch)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>17</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13183464.post-7387523349277317138</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 13:12:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-11-01T06:15:26.004-07:00</atom:updated><title>What do Fred Thompson and a bum have in common?</title><atom:summary type='text'>Left in Aboite, has the answer.Tags: Fred Thompson, Civil UnionsCategories: Politics, San Francisco</atom:summary><link>http://blognonymo.us/2007/11/what-do-fred-thompson-and-bum-have-in.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kvatch)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13183464.post-2824220144106274338</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 19:34:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-10-31T12:38:16.885-07:00</atom:updated><title>The Mile High Club Ain't What It Used To Be</title><atom:summary type='text'>Poverty Barn and Ice Station Tango have the goods on Singapore Airlines' sex ban.  ;-)Tags: A380, Singapore Airlines</atom:summary><link>http://blognonymo.us/2007/10/mile-high-club-aint-what-it-used-to-be.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kvatch)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>5</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13183464.post-9017360433272339364</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2007 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-10-27T22:03:32.297-07:00</atom:updated><title>'Jumbo Got Jets' @ Left in Aboite</title><atom:summary type='text'>My homage to the maiden commercial flight of the A380, rapped to the tune of Sir-mix-alot's Baby Got Back:I like big jets and I can not lieYou other flyers can't deny......check out the rest at Left in Aboite!</atom:summary><link>http://blognonymo.us/2007/10/jumbo-got-jets-left-in-aboite.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kvatch)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>5</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13183464.post-3252112477186947274</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 19:59:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-10-26T13:01:13.782-07:00</atom:updated><title>Anybody Notice How Britney Spears...</title><atom:summary type='text'>...looks more and more like a favorite Adam's Family character?  Check it out at Instant Native.</atom:summary><link>http://blognonymo.us/2007/10/anybody-notice-how-britney-spears.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kvatch)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13183464.post-4570457289540918453</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 15:39:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-10-26T08:42:15.137-07:00</atom:updated><title>October 26th - Today FranIAm, Tomorrow...</title><atom:summary type='text'>This morning, I'm howling, whining, and opining on the Alternative Minimum Tax over at FranIAm</atom:summary><link>http://blognonymo.us/2007/10/october-26th-today-franiam-tomorrow.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kvatch)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13183464.post-6305773878958702803</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:43:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-10-25T07:47:16.334-07:00</atom:updated><title>October 25th - What's Kvatch up to today?</title><atom:summary type='text'>Giving gratuitous gropers grief over at Poverty Barn.</atom:summary><link>http://blognonymo.us/2007/10/october-25th-whats-kvatch-up-to-today.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kvatch)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>4</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13183464.post-3617176701651416253</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 14:19:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-10-24T07:26:03.750-07:00</atom:updated><title>October 24th - Where in the 'sphere is Kvatch today?</title><atom:summary type='text'>After all the kind words, and many many offers to guest post, I've relented and decided to go the route of the 'journeyman blogger'.  So in the coming months you'll see my stuff spread around the blogsphere, but I'll always have a link here.And where is Kvatch today?  Blogging about that ass-wipe Glenn Beck at The Unruly Mob.</atom:summary><link>http://blognonymo.us/2007/10/october-24th-where-in-sphere-is-kvatch.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kvatch)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>14</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13183464.post-6904964465720897548</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 13:16:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-10-15T06:21:02.384-07:00</atom:updated><title>Kvatch Kalls It Kwits</title><atom:summary type='text'>Or... "The hardest post I'll every write."Blogging is something you start to give voice to your thoughts.  You develop a style, a shtick, a readership, and if you're lucky like me fall in with a great circle of like-minded people.  But make no mistake, blogging is an addiction and one that is harder to break than you might think.This last week, I've found that my heart just isn't in it anymore.  </atom:summary><link>http://blognonymo.us/2007/10/kvatch-kalls-it-kwits.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kvatch)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>68</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13183464.post-9168068462895763683</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:40:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-10-12T07:48:24.797-07:00</atom:updated><title>The Economics of Instability</title><atom:summary type='text'>George Bush can try to explain it away by calling it a "skills gap".  He can point to spectacular gains in the financial markets as a sign of economic health.  But the gap between rich and poor continues to expand.  It's wider now than at any time in the last century, and the sharpest increases have occurred since Bush took office in 2000.  Recent IRS stats reprinted in the Wall Street Journal </atom:summary><link>http://blognonymo.us/2007/10/economics-of-instability.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kvatch)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>16</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13183464.post-6304810412342832950</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 21:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-10-09T19:55:52.485-07:00</atom:updated><title>Silence Will Soon Be Your Only Defense Against The Recording Industry</title><atom:summary type='text'>"This is what can happen if you don’t settle."RIAA Attorney, Richard Gabriels commenting on the $220,000 judgment levied against a Minnesota woman who was found liable for sharing 24 songs on the Internet"When an individual makes a copy of a song for himself, I suppose we can say he stole a song. Making 'a copy' of a purchased song is just a nice way of saying 'steals just one copy'."Sony/BMG </atom:summary><link>http://blognonymo.us/2007/10/silence-will-soon-be-your-only-defense.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kvatch)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>19</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13183464.post-474536424986470948</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2007 13:37:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-10-08T06:49:18.834-07:00</atom:updated><title>When You Think Doughnuts, Think Voodoo</title><atom:summary type='text'>Back from a week's vacation in Oregon.Pictures will go up on my personal site.Email me if you're interested in a peek.Still dreaming of doughnuts in Portland.And where does one find that most AWE-some of pastries?  Why Voodoo, of course!Tags: Voodoo Doughnut, PortlandCategories: vacation</atom:summary><link>http://blognonymo.us/2007/10/when-you-think-doughnuts-think-voodoo.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kvatch)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>13</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13183464.post-5871122958789711673</guid><pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2007 14:04:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-09-29T07:07:21.925-07:00</atom:updated><title>Voicemail</title><atom:summary type='text'>You have reached Blognonymous.  I'm sorry, but no one is available to do any blogging right now.We want you to know that your clicks are very important to us (even if you're from Faux News).  So please leave your comment after the tone, and Kvatch will get back to you just as soon as possible.Categories: vacation</atom:summary><link>http://blognonymo.us/2007/09/voicemail.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kvatch)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>19</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13183464.post-734206246211296429</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 19:56:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-09-28T13:05:24.653-07:00</atom:updated><title>Ripped From the Headlines - Gingrich To Be 'Called Home'</title><atom:summary type='text'>Gingrich: $30 million will get me into presidential raceGives no hint of what will happen to the money if it only amounts to $29.9M.O'Reilly: Attacks on him mean 'there is no longer an honest press in America'...and Fox News proves 'Loofah Boy' right again!Tags: Newt Gingrich, Bill O'Reilly, Fox NewsCategories: politics, headlines</atom:summary><link>http://blognonymo.us/2007/09/ripped-from-headlines-gingrich-to-be.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kvatch)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>8</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13183464.post-1747314276173814329</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:20:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-09-27T23:23:20.903-07:00</atom:updated><title>Censorship Is Bad For Business</title><atom:summary type='text'>It was perhaps this week's biggest "DUH!" moment.  Verizon reverses itself not 24 hours after it banned NARAL Pro-choice America's text messages from its mobile network.  And "Why?" you might ask, did Verizon decide to appoint itself the guardian of its subscriber's mores?  Well nobody's really sure, but the Telco did mouth something silly about not accepting content that, "...may be seen as </atom:summary><link>http://blognonymo.us/2007/09/censorship-is-bad-for-business.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kvatch)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>12</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13183464.post-2004704283504054689</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2007 06:29:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-09-26T23:51:24.053-07:00</atom:updated><title>Time To Retire Feinstein</title><atom:summary type='text'>It would be hard to find a more worthless administration tool than Diane Feinstein.  From gutting FISA to funding the war without restrictions, this so-called Democrat cries "how high?" anytime Bu$hCo says jump.  She voted to extend the Patriot Act without the critical safeguards that real Democrats wanted.  She voted for what amounts to a declaration of war on Iran.  She was instrumental in </atom:summary><link>http://blognonymo.us/2007/09/time-to-retire-feinstein.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kvatch)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>16</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13183464.post-3548550757672116459</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 14:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-09-26T07:40:06.486-07:00</atom:updated><title>Cabinet Department or Public Relations Firm?</title><atom:summary type='text'>In the hyper-politicized environment of the Bu$hCo executive, it seems as if the Department of Transportation is going to need a new mission statement.  The old one:Serve the United States by ensuring a fast, safe, efficient, accessible and convenient transportation system that meets our vital national interests and enhances the quality of life of the American people, today and into the future...</atom:summary><link>http://blognonymo.us/2007/09/cabinet-department-or-public-relations.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kvatch)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>13</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13183464.post-2977486116642331240</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2007 07:42:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-09-25T06:20:47.321-07:00</atom:updated><title>The Era of the 'American Serf' Is At Hand</title><atom:summary type='text'>Many of you know about the Automated Targeting System (ATS), a federal database that has been used to screen passengers since the mid-1990s.  And the fact that DHS has put this system into overdrive since 2002 has been discussed on this blog.  What is only now starting to be revealed however, is how much information is being stored, how long DHS intends to keep the information around, and the </atom:summary><link>http://blognonymo.us/2007/09/era-of-american-serf-is-at-hand.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kvatch)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>28</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13183464.post-7275775578269347215</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2007 00:34:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-09-24T17:41:31.656-07:00</atom:updated><title>BlognonyBITS - Dan Rather, what are you thinking?</title><atom:summary type='text'>A $70M lawsuit?  To rehabilitate your reputation?The reputation that you yourself torpedoed?Do you somehow think that a civil judgmentWill make people forget 20 years of boring?That your hollow protestations will changeThe fact that you were a corporate kiss-ass?Is your sole desire for your waning yearsTo spend your time sitting in a sterile courtroom?Tags: Dan Rather, media, MSMCategories: media</atom:summary><link>http://blognonymo.us/2007/09/blognonybits-dan-rather-what-are-you.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kvatch)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>7</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13183464.post-3193426943182225495</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 13:09:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-09-24T06:09:23.999-07:00</atom:updated><title>A Moment of Silence</title><atom:summary type='text'>Marcel Marceau, 1923 - 2007Perhaps the greatest mime the world has ever known, but also a scholar, teacher, movie star, and French resistance fighter.  Say what you will about mime.  Marceau's performances where magic.Tags: Marcel Marceau, mime</atom:summary><link>http://blognonymo.us/2007/09/moment-of-silence.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Kvatch)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>13</thr:total></item></channel></rss>