Another Day, Another Award
Thank you, thank you. I just want to say that I could not have achieved all that I have without help. And so I feel that I should thank a few people. George, Alberto, Dick, Turd Blossom...where would I be without you guys? Ann, you voracious she-harpy, you're my home girl. And all you wonderful people at Bu$hCo...this award's really about you. In addition, I really want to tha--
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