2007/12/30

New Year's Resolution...

...do not have unprotected intercourse with this man!

Roll of the incautious:
  • Spain's Conservatives - Gone April, 2004

  • Silvio Berlusconi (Italy) - Defeated June, 2005

  • Bush's Pooch, Tony Blair - Stepped aside, May 2007

  • Australias's Liberals - F*cked the big dog, Nov. 2007
    (John Howard, the PM, couldn't even hold his own seat)
And most tragically:
  • Former Pakistani PM, Benazir Bhutto - Assassinated, Dec. 2007
Apparently 'regime change' begins with Bush.

(Thanks to the New Yorker for the inspiration.)

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