Labor Day Is For Un-American Pussies
My fellow Americans, we have the most productive workers in the world. They're a big part to what makes this country great, and so I'm declaring an end to the anti-American practice of celebrating Labor Day.
We all know that terrorists want to harm our great nation, and one way they do this is by encouraging our workers to rest when they should be out there kickin' Chinese butt, but I want you to know that the terrorists never rest. So like me, if you need a month--I mean a day off on Labor Day, do the "American" thing and take a day of vacation.
Thank you and God bless the United States of America.
For the last year, I have been working with helping executives relocate to Los Angeles.
My clients come from a wide range of countries, South Africa, France, China, Japan, Austria.
All of them have mentioned that they are amazed that people leave their jobs at 5:30... at home most of the time they work until 8 or 9.
There is no 'you' in Labor! Suck on that commies!
Cartledge... Oddly enough, I did celebrate Labor Day with an 8 hour day, but that's for the next post.
Crackpot... Who leaves their job at 5:30? I kid, but seriously my impression, at least of Europe, is that there is quite a bit of latitude where the morning and early afternoon work hours are concerned.
Most of the Japanese men I've met DO work until 8:30 or 9 pm - but they spend most of 8 am to 5pm asleep at their desks.
Literally. With their culture, it's all about "Face Time", not productivity.
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