A Tissue of Lies
It's come to my attention that members of the Swiftboat Bloggers for Bunk are spreading lies and disinformation about my Blog World Report campaign, but I'm here to set the record straight.
Those of you who know me, know that I am on the side of the common man. Sure...as an amphibian, I may have a brain the size of a grain of rice, but all of it's cells are devoted day and night to bringing Bu$hCo and it's evil minions low. TomCat and the Invisiblewmn are engaged in a "Rovian" plot to smear my good name, but I know that you, my loyal readers, won't let that happen.
(I'm Kvatch Kopf, and I endorse this message.)
Personally I've always craved the opportunity to pin a medal on an amphibian chest equivalent.
Yes, I'm drinkin.
I'm TELLLING you Im not goooin...
Damn! And I was going for a pompous! ;-) Oh well, as long as it gets the sympathy vote.
Robert... Thanks. The contest between Blognonymous and Politics Plus is a close one.
Crackpot! Long time no hear. Hey...vote Kvatch! It's the American thing to do.
Anyone who picks on frogs needs urgent, in-depth re-education - with a baseball bat!
...a certain frog had a secret mens-room rendezvous with Larry Craig?
TomCat... Now yer jest gettin' nasty.
Though it doesn't make any sense, really. No need to be gay? Some of us frogs are hermaphrodites.