Kvatch's Kocktail Hour - The Executive Privilege
The Executive Privilege
- 5 parts Cristal champagne
- 1 part Budweiser
- Stir then garnish with pretzel nuggets
A rare, yet tacky drink that you hope the Decider chokes on.
Check out some other cocktails at If I Ran The Zoo and The Unruly Mob.
Fashiongirl... Cheese doodles? Cheese doodles! Eeeeewwwww! And anyway they're too flimsy for the purpose we've got in mind.
Ordinarily, I would consider it poor form to wish choking upon an eater of pretzels, that most benign ambrosia, food of the gods (served on Mt Olympus since 643 BC).
And yet, in this particular circumstance, I find it most difficult not to await a rather animated bout of choking with great anticipation.
Cue Carly Simon.
After a few Amaretto Sours, BFF's boyfriend and I were trying to come up with "new" drinks for famous folks. Here's our favs:
The "Paris Hilton Cosmopolitan": vodka, lime juice, cranberry juice, garnished with Valtrex to stop those frequent herpes breakouts.
The "Britney Spears Mojito": Thunderbird in place of rum, tap water from a Burger King bathroom in place of soda water, Mrs. Butterworth's pancake syrup in place of sugar, a dirty breathmint found at the bottom of her purse in place of mint sprigs, all shaken well in a dirty baby bottle taken from one of her kids.
Now, the Executive Privlege will be promptly added to our list.
Tina... Glad I could be of assistance. ;-) Though I definitely like the Britney Spears Mojito. That's a gem!
On second thoughts, I expect I would quickly fall foul of the the draconian security laws covering that visit.
Great work...I hope you have a Gonzo drink?
Peacechick... I'm all over it. Got the address of the RNC? ;-)
Snave... Heh, heh, heh! :-)
But my dear Patricia, if we could get some of that apocryphal nugget action, wouldn't it be worth it?