BUSH ASSERTS BLANKET IMMUNITY NEEDED FOR COMPANIES ASSISTING IN WOT
HOUSE PASSES IMMUNITY BILL AFTER MINORITY THREATENS PELOSI WITH HARSH LANGUAGE
HALLIBURTON PURCHASES US GOV IN LEVERAGED BUYOUT - BUSH FIRED BY BOARD
CHENEY APPOINTED BY HALLIBURTON, 'MORE EFFECTIVE LEADER' COMPANY SAYS
BUSH SUES TO REGAIN PRESIDENCY, BUT CASE DISMISSED. BLANKET IMMUNITY CITED
Labels: FISA, headlines, satire, war on terror
Where can I buy one of those immunity blankets? With the thoughts that sometimes occupy my mind, I just might need one for cover.
Man, I skip the news for one night and look what happens! Probably for the best. I'm sure once Cheney reduces the population down to about seven, eight thousand things will get better.
PoP... I think that Halliburton sells them to the military for $10,000 a piece. ;-)
SA... You? Skipped the news? I'm floored. As for Cheney, appointment as President/CEO is the only way he's ever gonna hold higher office.
We've got to buy stock in Haliburton pronto.
I bet Gonazales was his lawyer. "Now where did I put that friend of the court brief/executive priviledge/e-mail?"
Those headlines are almost too close to the truth to be satire.Who Hijacked Our Country
Well, we all know that The Presidential Daily Briefing
is just a slick advertising sheet. I heard that Starbucks has bought a page on the PND.
Nvisiblewmn... Here at the Blognonypad we wisely invest in porn, war, and the incarceration industrial complex. We figure that with those three, you cannot go wrong. ;-)
Fashiongirl... No wonder Bush lost. Gonzales is a 'tard.
Tom... Well you know good satire always has a kernel of truth at its core.
Diva... So true. Imagine how well Starbucks could do if they just moved all their advertising to the PDB.
Unbelievable... What makes it such great satire is that it's wholly believable.
'skuze me, 'skuze me. That was SAtire?
You gotta admit that with the Dark Lord in charge the executions at the Halliburton Death Camps will go a lot smoother.
If they don't the Dark Lord will shoot them in the face.
Do they really think we'll all just roll over for this stuff?
Blogger won't let me comment on the post above. Hmmm, what the heck?
Never invade a country unless you can identify what person or group you are going to bribe to align with your interests.
Certainly never invade a country that has two Popes.
Lessons from, "How to Spread "Palm-ocracies," Cognitorex Press"
WS... I try, but really Halliburton and Bush are almost too easy of targets.
Woody... Welcome to Blognonymous. OK, OK...maybe I fibbed a little on the Bush suing the government part. ;-)
...will shoot them in the face.
AnonP... With buckshot no less.
Sumo... Unfortunately they don't have any reason to believe that congress will do anything to stop them. They haven't thus far.
Peacechick... It's the publishing problems I've been having. Should be solved now.
Cognitorex... No truer words.