2007/08/29

Future Headlines - 2008 Here We Come!

RNC REFUSES TO SEAT DELEGATES OF 'EARLY PRIMARY' STATES

REPUBLICANS REPLACE REJECTED DELEGATES WITH GRADUATES OF BOB JONES U

GOP NOMINATES CHRIST ALMIGHTY FOR PRESIDENT

CHRIST RETURNS TO EARTH FOR CAMPAIGN, IMMEDIATELY SMITES RUDOLF GIULIANI

LORD AND SAVIOR CHOOSES MITT ROMNEY FOR VEEP, CALLS JOSEPH SMITH 'MY HOMIE'

DIEBOLD TALLIES INDICATE 'JESULAKUS CHRISTODEMITRIOV' WINS ELECTION, CHAOS ENSUES

12 Comments:

LOL Kvatch! If only all of these were impossible.
Well, first of all, there's no way Jesus will back a mormon. Have you read about mormonism? Sheeesh.

Second, we all know that Jesus is Bush's favorite philosopher and that Jesus talks to Bush daily trying to convince him to bomb Iran.

If Jesus comes back, it will be to ordain Bush as high priest and king.
The he'd be Papa Bush! Oy!

Does that last come from teh $hrub's kissin' Putin on the cheek? Or is it just a slap in the face of Roman Catholicism in general?

Good stuf, as per, Frog. The only one I have trouble believe is the Ghouliani bit. The god of the bibles I've read would be to crownin' G kind in no time.
TomCat... Dude, if the second coming is nigh, I'm in--let the Christians vacate the earth, and the rest of us will fix things.

If Jesus comes back, it will be to ordain Bush as high priest and king.

PoliShifter... Oh please don't say that. I've always given JC more credit for brains than that.

Michael... Interesting perspective on that last one, but no...I've got something in mind to tie into the Diebold thing, but you'll have to wait a day or two.
This post is inspired, right?
The evildoer NeoCons are getting ready for the Rapture... that's why they all need to be millionaires... they think they can buy their way into heaven!

LOL
Okay Mister Froggie... so's I'm minding my own business... just sipping my Chai tea... and I come across "calls Joseph Smith "My Homie".
You bastard.
HOT Chai tea nearly coming out my nose is NOT cool at 7:30 in the morning.
... or anytime of the day or night for that matter.
:)
So this is what happens while you read the Left Behind series while high. :)
Dave... Do you mean, "Divinely..."? Now wouldn't that be ironic--an agnostic frog as an instrument of the Lord. ;-)

Suzie-Q... Oh please let the rapture be soon. I could do with about a billion less fundies.
Tina... So sorry about your Chai. I do remember though, your winning the coveted "I made Kvatch snort his martini through his nose," award at least once. So...turnabout, it seems, is fair play. ;-)

Randal :-) :-) :-) Not me, my friend. Maybe the RNC.
It Is Said, He works in mysterious ways.

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