Creation Science Gets A Home
The world's first 'Creationism Museum' will open this weekend in Petersburg Kentucky. Complete with animatronic dinosaurs and numerous exhibits that refute the junk science of evolution, the museum's goal is to convince visitors that:
...the Bible's history is true, and if its history is true its message of the gospel is true.On a recent tour of the museum, funding director Ken Ham pointed out an exhibit of dinosaurs and humans living together remarking that many 'secular scientists' would dispute the historic validity of the Flintstonic Era. "But we feel that Hanna-Barbera was really onto something here."
Another exhibit depicts Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden along with the Easter Bunny, Santa Clause, and the Maytag Repair Man. "You see, these important figures aren't just myths. They are real scientifically verifiable individuals and, let's face it, if I can convince myself that Noah built an ark the size of Indiana, I can believe in the Easter Bunny."
Diva... Wasn't there a cheesy Sci-fi flick about that back in the 70s?
D.K... "The Grand Canyon: A Different View"?! You're not serious. Please tell me you're not serious.
RAFFI... Quite the contrary! There IS a Big Bang exhibit, but...umm...it has to do with somebody bangin' somebody.
they'll even schedule you a christ-centered motorized raft trip down the Colorado ... seriously! ~~ D.K.
Can DK explain what a christ-centered motorized raft is?
Oh, never mind. That's raft - trip.. Just wake me when this is all over.
Isn't that the one with the John Holmes exhibit? Or is that exhibitionist? Flintstonian era........
I'm SO confused now.......
Diva, D.K... "What rapids would Jesus shoot?" eh? I'm speechless.
Haris... The 'Flintstonic Era' was of course followed by our modern godly era and will be followed by the 'Jetsonian'.
Suzie-Q... I've always maintained that if you can't make the news, fake the news.
Creation Science Get a Home With Unique Theosophy for Killing our own Species
(( from/with Blognonymous.com))
With majority approval certain states kill criminal offenders every year.
Our military at present is in the business of killing people most days.
If humans are held to be a scientifically evolved animal, then the rule not to kill would not be solely a God and Bible based edict. (He made us and He made the Rule; animals would not create the 'Do not kill' fiat on their own you see.)
So you make a museum that shows that dinosaurs (scientifically known to predate humans by millions of years) and humans were created co-terminously by the spiritual force that you base your entire existence on.
So. And ergo too. If carbon dating is valid God does not therefor exist.
Hence the moral edict to not kill is man made, (with exceptions for electrocutions, protecting oil supplies and blowing up abortion clinics) and has no valid authority.
Wait. This makes no sense.
You can ignorantly but morally kill people if the dinosaurs came first......but not if God made us and the dinosaurs at the same time ......but..with exceptions....you can kill some of the people .....some of the time....or...I am confused.
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KVatch -- yesterday ur commt site wud nt let me leev cmnt - so I stole yr idea and posted the above ...cheers...craig/ cognitorex
Sewmouse... Like the imagery. Do you think that they'd bill the trip that way? "Wash away your sins!"
Cognitorex... Sorry you couldn't comment but appreciate the repost.
Can any one dig up their donor list?