Bush To Travel In 'Cone of Silence'
The White House Office of Criticism Deflection announced today that during his September visit to Australia President Bush will travel in the 'Cone of Silence', a moving football field-sized area where no discussions critical of Bush, his presidency, or God's country, The United States of America, can take place.
A technological marvel, the 'Cone of Silence' was developed by NSA in the early days on the War on Terror and was first deployed at the APEC summit in Pusan, South Korea, in 2005. Future Presidential trips may include another innovation, the 'Cloak of Invisibility', designed to shield administration officials from having to view protesters or the activities of other types of low-life rabble rousers.
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The 'Sphere of Stupidity' (sometimes referred to at the 'Bubble of Cluelessness') is actually a field that emanates from Bush himself, projecting out in all directions.
Since the Cone of Silence is technological in nature, it merely intersects the Sphere of Stupidity producing what are often called 'Areas of Silent Stupidity' (ASS for short).
Does that clarify things? ;-)
Tina... That's a totally different cone. :-)
I believe (and the amphibian will correct me if I'm wrong) that the cone of silence only shields him from the rest of the world, not the other way around.
With Hillary the presumptive Democratic nominee, how do people here expect to beat the Republican candidate, whomever he is?
He is hated wherever he goes on this planet. Understandable. Unfortunate that the citizens of this once great country are hated whenever they travel abroad as well. Our students having to hide (and LIE about) their identity as U.S. citizens. Sickening. Piss right on bush and his criminal empire.
Oh well. I rented a good movie to watch tonight after the "LOST" recap.
Indeed. So does providing a little satire that my readers will enjoy. You, of course, get your pleausre from Blognonymous in other ways.
...how do people here expect to beat the Republican candidate, whomever he is?
That would be a question for your own blog, no_slappz. You have a blog, I presume.
Fashiongirl... I think PT's right. If we could get a reverse cone-o-silence, that really would be something!
Our students having to hide (and LIE about) their identity as U.S. citizens.
Our new RFID enabled passports will make that impossible.
Cartledge... Better hope Bush doesn't pull that disappearing trick while he's in Australia. Cheney will probably take it as a signal to declare war!
Liberality... Welcome to Blognonymous. I think that Bush doesn't see protesters, even when they're right in front of him.
Larry... Like the 'Bubble of Cluelessness', the Cone of Corruption emanates from the man himself.
Snave... Cheney actually wears the 'Cloak of Impenetrable Arrogance'.
TomCat... Glad I could help. ;-)