If a male suicide bomber receives 70 virgins in the afterlife, what does a female suicide bomber receive?
Imagine the Imam who has to explain this:
Imam - "70 virgins, just like everybody else."
Bombshell - "You're not serious?!"
Imam - "Well...uh...how about an eternal supply of chocolate?"
Bombshell - "And..."
Imam - "Uh...a foot massage? From George Clooney?"
Where do the virgins come from?
Were these the girls who couldn't get dates? Nerdy girls who look like Velma from Scooby Doo...only in a burqa?
What happens to the virgins when a suicide bomber's wife shows up?
"He did what?! OK, give me a bomber's belt. I'm going to kick his ass for all eternity!"
I think a nice thing for the women would be men that only talked when asked to and always gave a good answer. And also could hit the toilet
Scott... Or perhaps...no men. Especially none of those testosterone fueled male Bombshells.
LOL! Mrs. Kvatch can play ball with the big brass bloggers!
WS... Indeed she can. A muse she is!
Then, I guess that a hole in a fence would suffice for most males if nothing else was on offer.
Actually a female bomber gets to shop forever for free.
Robert... Well, at the very least, the question answers itself. Who want's 70 virgins. PoP has a point, the amount of instruction would kill ya.
UndeniableL... The Frogette says it's a small price to pay for getting to consider the really important questions.
PoP... "Shop free forever"! Now there's an idea.
PoP, Sewmouse... But wouldn't the Imam promising a gigolo be well...sort of against Islam--encouraging sin or something like that. I mean they don't actually say what you get to do with the virgins, but a gigolo? Now that's just an invitation to sin and immodesty.
Fornicate the rules of the 3rd religion.
I want a gigolo if I'm gonna have to blow myself up.
Therefore, the imbecilic promises made to male suicide bombers are as meaningless and irrational as thoughts passing through the minds of female suicide bombers.
Meanwhile, debating the non-existent reward these vicious psychos expect misses the point of their exercise.
Their reward is killing. I suppose they enjoy that Short Happy Life of Francis McComber as they pull the cord and sense the explosion that splatters them and those nearby on the walls of the pizza parlor, bus or over the stalls at an open-air market.
No doubt, like Christians, they lack credible information about life after death. You can bet no muslims have made the round trip.
In any case, since muslims do everything wrong and they succeed only when they fail, you can be sure that every one of those virgins would have hymens tougher than shoe leather. What else would explain them getting to muslim heaven without a skewering from at least one male relative?
Actually, I never thought about this, thus I am glad to read this post :D
No_slappz... Always a delight to have you drop by, but if I might make a humble suggestion. I think you need to take your satire detector back to the store and trade it in on one that works. ;-)
How about a man that shat diamonds and spat platinum for the lady suicide bombers?
So Denisdekat...In what universe would this be a good thing? ;-) Virginity is a pain...literally.
Scott... I have to agree with you: 70 virgins is sort of a bummer. Now, if you could have 70 different frogs, all beautiful, all intelligent, all shapes sizes, and colors...now that would be something.
Cartledge... I think that dovetails nicely with Sew's idea of the celestial gigolo. The upshot being, everyone one wants validation, in this life...or the next.
Just being silly :p
Denisdekat... I know. Hence the wink. :-)
James... Glad you enjoyed it, but really I can't take the credit. It was the Frogette's idea. She's a muse.