2007/04/26

Paul Wolfowitz - We Hardly Knew Ya

EUROPEAN LEADERS VOTE OVERWHELMING TO REQUEST WOLFOWITZ' RESIGNATION

WOLFOWITZ RESIGNS FROM WORLD BANK. PREPARES TO TAKE NEW POST AS AMERICAN 'WAR CZAR'

WOLFOWITZ ORDERS WAR PROTESTERS SHOT. ACCUSED OF TAKING 'CZAR' TITLE TOO SERIOUSLY.

'CZAR IS MORE POWERFUL THAN PRESIDENT' SAYS WOLFOWITZ. THROWS GEORGE BUSH IN JAIL.

2ND REVOLUTION OVERTHROWS 'AMERICAN CZAR'. WOLFOWITZ HEADS FOR EXILE ON GUAM.

Thanks to Ajaz of Blame Islam for the inspiration.

17 Comments:

Why not exile him in Anbar Province?
Yes, it is a big mystery why one of the key neocon architects of the iraq-war-hustle (doop-doo-doop-da-doop-da-doop-doop) didn't immediately jump at the opportunity to be War Czar!

But there are so many reasons Bush wants him at the World Bank & not just for propagating global schmience & family non-planning, either. The WB and IMF have been holding foreign aid/loans to poorer countries hostage to them signing agreements not to support the int'l criminal court. This has been effective is giving their whole gang many places to escape after they all fall down, mostly (just like the nazis) down Paraguay-Uruguay way.

PS, please don't show me any more close-ups of Wolfie's face. Everytime I see his lips, all I can think of him licking his brylcreamed fleacomb. Yuck! ~~ D.K.
R-bE... In a place where he gets to see first-hand the fruits of his labor, eh? I like it.

D.K... You're correct, of course. Like Bolton at the U.N., the man is very valuable to Bu$hCo right where he is. And you're right, that picture is sort of scary.
When I read the first headline, I thought - Wow, I missed this on the news....and then Smackgob. Come to think of it, this might not be that far off from real possibility.
They say that dog owners eventually begin to look like their pet. Wolfie must have a pet rhino!

Cheers!
Come to think of it, this might not be that far off from real possibility.

And that, my dear Peacechick, is what makes Blognonymous the bizarro destination that it is.

Daniel... :-) :-) :-) Or perhaps a bulldog.
I want to vote too - I say he should resign and everyone in the white house while we are at it!!!!
Getting a bit big in the britches for a guy who licks his own comb, I'm thinking....
Denisdekat... Make 'em resign and then exile them to Guam. We could refer to it as the 'Island of Disgraced Politicians'.

Nvisiblewmn... "Licks his comb"? Did I want to know that? I didn't want to know that. Eeeeewwww! :-)
From the NYT: Mr. Holland said that Mr. Wolfowitz had sought from the outset to trim the bank’s bureaucracy and enforce new standards of honesty in countries receiving bank assistance.

New standards of honesty!!! LMAO! Boy-oh! Those guys sure love to pick and choose where that virtue means more than nothing! Witness Shrub's policy-pref (The Scotsman) that fighting symptoms (malaria) is actually better than fighting causes (poverty).

The EU Resolution is a damned fine sign. Let's hope it works.
Check out this speech Wolfowitz made BEFORE 9/11:

Wolfowitz chilling speech
I love how your mind works..seriously..you rock Kvatch :)
Tsarcasm, I love it.
We don't need a war czar. We need a war doctor
Michael... I know, that's a hoot. Especially when one considers the source--the man who muscled other WB employees into raising his girlfriend's pay.

Lizzy... I wish I could get the speech, but the link appears broken. Though I can probably take a guess as to what it's about.
I love how your mind works..seriously..you rock Kvatch :)

Thanks Dusty. Just another twisted extrapolation from my fertile little (and I do mean LITTLE) brain.

Tsarcasm

LOL! :-)

Scott... Or at least someone with some really good juju! ;-)
Kvatch, wasn't it him licking his comb at the beginning of Fahrenheit 911?

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