2007/04/19

Future Headlines - America Files For Bankruptcy

BANKRUPT UNITED STATES SEEKS PROTECTION FROM CREDITORS UNDER CHAPTER 11

FOREIGN CREDITORS ASSERT UNITED STATES INELIGIBLE FOR PROTECTION, CLAIM 'MORAL BANKRUPTCY' DOESN'T COUNT

BUSH ADMINISTRATION FILES REORGANIZATION PLAN WITH SEC - SALE OF ASSETS EXPECTED

ADMINISTRATION SELLS CALIFORNIA AND NEW YORK TO UNNAMED FOREIGN INVESTORS - NEW ENTITY TO BE KNOWN AS 'YORKAFORNIA'

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Bush announces National Rent Party - entertainment to include Pat Boone, Vanilla Ice, Dennis Miller.
CLAIM 'MORAL BANKRUPTCY' DOESN'T COUNT

'YORKAFORNIA'

Hooooo Agggghhh! i needed that laugh and I thank you for delivering it to me while I'd a mouth full of coffee. Bills in the mail.
Mr_Blog... Great idea! And how about: RNC HOLDS NATIONAL BAKE SALE. SENATOR CLINTON CONTRIBUTES COOKIES.

TPM... You're very welcome, but that just goes to show that you should not read Blognonymous with hot beverages. ;-)
Totally off topic:

That was Senator Durbin, MY senator, giving AG Gonzo his azz-whooping there right before their lunch break!

*smile*
When Yorkafornia is created, 2 things will happen: everyone else in the country will bash it and make fun of it; and millions of those same people will move there.
I can hear the folk revival songs already:
"I got me bags packed and a one way ticket to Yorkafornia"
When Mark Green is done getting Air America out of bankruptcy he can get America out.

By the way, Green's off to a bad start with AAR.
Hey, if it gets us out of Jesusland, I'm for it.
Tom that was great! LMAO! Kvatch...I'm sooo conflicted about Yorkafornia.
Sewmouse... I heard that Gonzales did a terrible job. Charles Schumer called him 'miserable'. Haven't a chance to read the trascripts myself yet, though.

Tom... You got it! But what if the foreign interests are the Saudis? Maybe it'll have to be called 'Yorkifornistan'!

Aaron... :-) :-) :-)
SA... Gonna need some real magic to pull that off I think.

Tom... Me too!

Sumo... Glad you enjoyed it. Are you packing your bags? I am!
Kvatch...
Please see my reply below on the tax question.

Thanks and God Bless.
good post-enjoyed that yorkafornia
AnonP...answered!

Robert... Thanks! Now I have an admission, it's a joke that I used once before. Can't rememeber if it was on my blog or not, but I proposed a hostile takeover of New York by California...with the same result.
New Califork.
That was an interesting interview. Thanks for the link.

I especially liked the part where Bartlett said he believed the phrase "compassionate conservative" was nothing more than election year rhetoric. Well, duh! Now he tells us!
Nvisiblewmn... "New Califork," I like it. :-) Or...how about "New Califorkia"?

Kathy... My pleasure. I have to say that I found the interview quite surprising.

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