As The Phrase Turns
The Station Agent on Karl Rove's lost emails:
That makes these emails more important that the Dead Sea Scrolls and Gospel According to Judas combined. These emails are right up there with the Holy Grail and the BCS Championship.
Maru of WTF Is It Now!? On Bush's stepping up to defend Paul Wolfowitz:
Bush wades in to save beleaguered Wolfowitz, which is much like when a mentally disabled man at the beach wanders into the ocean to save a clump of seaweed.
TUA of The Future Was Yesterday, with a quote that pretty much distills the fact that being born south of Mason-Dixon line doesn't always make you a southerner:
If you settle in the South and bear children don't think that we'll automatically accept them as Southerners. After all, if the cat had kittens in the oven, we wouldn't call 'em biscuits.
PoP... Isn't it. Maru can really turn a phrase.