Satan's Little Mint
It's obviously a liberal, secular-humanist plot. First they remove God from the public square then from our money.
Bill O'Reilly, Faux News
Only effete French faggots would use something called a Euro! So we should invade their countries, convert them to Christianity, and force them to use Dollars!
It's illegal to deface the national currency, and I accept responsibility for ensuring that we investigate this fully.
Attorney General, Alberto Gonzales
Soaring prices for these coins on eBay should not lead to irrational exuberance in currency speculation.
Former Federal Reserve Chairman, Alan Greenspan
If I get handed one of these, I'll shoot the mother-f*cker!
Vice President, Dick Cheney
Well I think that the Democrats share the blame here. They don't support dollar coins, and this has emboldened our enemies who have removed our sacred symbols from our money.
President, George W. Bush
"In a supreme, monotheistic, Judeo-Christian deity--or any number of other representations of same, including doubt that such a deity exists, though with acceptance of the possibility...we trust."
And Peacechick...thanks. Dubya is particularly tough.
Fashiongirl... "Could it be...Saaaatannnn?"
And I take that notion a bit further, suggesting that maybe it is time to honor Satan by depicting him on our nation's currency!
Let's see, there would be Dumbya in a flight suit on the penny, Dick Cheney on the nickel (the new nickels would be made of wood), Ronald Reagan on the dime, Pat Robertson in profile with white powder wig on the quarter (his profile would simply replace that of George Washington), Rush Limbaugh's becysted buttock in full color on the seldom-used half dollar, and Satan himself can be on the almighty one dollar bill. Who would be on the other paper denominations? Mephistopheles on the five, Beelzebub on the ten?
So, yeah, I think money is evil... so why not put evil people and their spiritual leaders on our money? Makes sense to me! 8-)>
"In the Beast we trust"
Snave... I think that maybe we should have sponsored money. Instead of "In God We Trust," we could have "This quarter brought to you by Halliburton".
Polishifter... I think we all know who that voice is. Sata--Cheney.
Nvisiblewmn... I'd love to have one. I'd never get rid of it.