2007/03/14

Future Headlines - Mark Noonan To Rejoin The Military

NOONAN MAKES GOOD ON PROMISE, REJOINS MILITARY

AIR NATIONAL GUARD WELCOMES NOONAN

PRESIDENT BUSH EXPRESSES PRIDE IN NOONAN'S CHOICE

NOONAN PHOTO-OP ON BOARD CARRIER REAGAN STUNNING SUCCESS!

NOONAN REPORTED AS AWOL

NOONAN SPOTTED STEALING DONUTS AT BLOGS FOR BUSH HEADQUARTERS

13 Comments:

Hi Kvatch,

thanks for helping to raise awareness about Mark Noonan.

I included your link on the "who's on board" and will include it in the future on my Noonan posts.
That has inspired me to rejoin. And then resign in shame after it is found out that I exfoliate, which is now immoral because soldiers should have dry, rough skin
Polishifter...glad to help out and sorry for being so late to the party.

Scott... "You go...uh...GUY!" And for that 'smooth skin problem' might I suggest dermabrasion?
Okay, I'll bite: who is Mark Noonan? Any relation to crazy dolphin lady?
All you need to know about Mark Noonan
Polishifter:

I put this link to my Noonism in Kvatch's March 9 post, but I guess you didn't see it--

http://tinyurl.com/2h475l
Tom... Fred's got the link, but in short, he's a 'chickenhawk-lite' editor over at Blogs for Bush.

Fred... Thanks for the link.

Mr_Blog... I added your link as a comment at Pissed on Politics.
Hi Mr. Blog,

thanks! Sorry I missed it. When I get a chance I will update my post to include your link and will include it on my future posts on Noonan.

DRAFT WINGNUTS FOR BUSH'S SURGE!
LOL!

I have to get a Noonan post up on my blog, too. Soon.
Thanks Polishifter.

Lizzy... Make sure you send a link to Pissed on Politics.
Dude that was too funny!!!
NOONAN CAUGHT NUDE IN FROLIC WITH GOAT ON WHITE HOUSE LAWN

Oops! Sorry, that should have read: BUSH CAUGHT NUDE IN FROLIC WITH GOAT ON WHITE HOUSE LAWN

A future headline about Noonan might be

NOONAN DEMANDS LIMIT FOR ENLISTMENT AGE TO BE RAISED TO 52, SO REMAINING "BLOGS FOR BUSH" WRITER CAN ALSO ENLIST

(Baghdad-AP) - Mark Noonan, the controversial editor of the website Blogs for Bush and recent inductee into the U.S. Army, has demanded that the age limit for enlisting in the U.S. Military be raised from the current 42, to 52 years of age.

"Here I am, sweating my ass off defending America, along with B for B founder and editor Matt Margolis and senior writer Kevin Patrick. We all came over here to put our money where our mouths are. Why should our senior writer Paul Lewis get to stay home and miss out on all this, just because he is fifty-one? He needs to get his fat pimply ass over here, now!"

Lewis was unavailable for comment, and his whereabouts are currently unknown.

Noonan made his appeal to General Robert Gates, but says he has received no reply.

When asked about Noonan's demands, Gates said "I am not aware of this person or his views. However, I must admit that his ideas have merit. Implementation of such a strategy could help us increase our troop numbers in and around Baghdad."
DAV...glad you enjoyed it.

NOONAN DEMANDS LIMIT FOR ENLISTMENT AGE TO BE RAISED TO 52, SO REMAINING "BLOGS FOR BUSH" WRITER CAN ALSO ENLIST

Outstanding Snave! I'm all for it.

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