The Attorney General Short List
A man that would have the DoJ running like a well-oiled machine.
|General Manuel Noriega|
Out of prison and looking for a new challenge.
|Former Senator Palpatine|
Defeated in his recent bid for reelection, Palpatine is a renowned for his political skill.
Promises to modernize DoJ and revolutionize law enforcement.
The "law-and-order" favorite.
(By the way, one list I saw had Ted Olson on it. Given their habit of choosing absolutely the most politicized hack possible in any situation, I think Ted's got to be the one.)
Fred... Well how could you go wrong with General Zod? I'd also given some tought to Darth Vader. "I find your line of questioning...disturbing!"
I would think they would have to keep a "token Hispanic" in the job, however. Maybe Manuel Noriega is available?
Kathy... The right man at the right time!
Sewmouse... That's a good point. So it would have to be Noriega or perhaps Ortega? Not sure he'd give up his current position though.
UndeniableL... It's that full, thick head of hair isn't it?
Works for me...
"Mr. Swearengen, did you authorize the attorney firings?"
"What kind of a question is that, you c*cksucker?!"
Lizzy... Dr. Evil...hmmm. I sort of like him for Prez and Mini-Me as AG.
Truffle... Welcome to Blognonymous.
The Kurgan! Now there's an awesome law-and-order choice.