All Rules Federal Are Out-Sourceable
But wait...what's that you say? "95% of us don't make enough to use any of those loopholes," details, details! This is a good thing. Trust us. And oh..the breathtaking possibilities this opens up:
- Lobbyists for Big Oil could be engaged to write energy policy. (Oh wait. Didn't we already do that?)
- Transportation interests could help us with environmental policy. (Damn! Did that as well.)
- Big Pharma could help us out over at the CDC. (Whoops! Looks like Merck beat us there--went straight to the states.)
- Big Agro could write some tariff and subsidy regulations. (Oh f*ck it! Congress is already handing out millions to them.)
Besides, it's obvious that the defence industry should be put in charge of the Military. After all they know most about the tanks and planes and destroyers. What's that you said? They already are!
Damn, I was just trying to help.
Pekka... I'm so glad to know that 'The Gipper' approves. :-)
I thought they already were!
We are trying to raise awareness over the fact that Blogs for Bush founder Mark Noonan, 42, at one time claimed to want to rejoin the military but he was too old. But he's not too old. The Army enlistment age was raised to 42 last year.
Anyway, we are looking for people who would be interested in blogging about it and/or emailing Mark.
He's got a new book coming out and the About the Author page states "After September 11, 2001, Mark attempted to reenlist in military, but was unable to on account of his age. "
Anyway, I've written about it a few times here and here
Anyway, if you do decide to email Mark and/or do a blog post let me know so I can include you on the list of those who are on-board.
PoliS...sorry I missed the call. I was pretty busy yesterday and didn't do any blogging.