What's Next Reverend Haggard?
James...thank you sir. Glad you enjoyed it. I certainly enjoyed creating it.
Fred... The good reverend is going to need to do something with all those samples of Astroglide.
Dave...in fact I wouldn't be surprised if the whole 'get out of Colorado' thing was specifically so that they could get some of the back end. [Whoops! Did I say that with my outer voice?]
"Have a huge ripped man apply liberally to your penile genital area and stroke vigoursly"
PoliS... Actually I think it says, "Endorsed by 1 out of 4 faith-healers!"
You know what would be a wonderful ending to this story? If he would just come out and say, "this is bullshit. Yes, I'm gay" and then he could go settle down somewhere and be his true self.
Will that ever happen? Not in a million years.
Lizzy...glad you enjoyed it. As for his settling down to be his true self. I'm sure there are a few bars here in Sodom by the Sea that could help him explore that.
Graeme... Sorry for the cyncism, but he's been hating himself 'all the way to the bank' for so long that he can afford to disappear for a while.
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Too many jokes...
Lubricant is funny.
What a vile little cretin.
Off Topic: I got the dreaded move notice from blogger and I just did a post on it if your interested kvatch.
It was a nitemare.
PS: First attempt to leave comment didn't work. New work verification is ulgyz, like the reverand ted.
I thought the same thing! OOOOOOOOK=lahoma.
Great picture kvatch. Cured. Huh.
Indeed, it's a sad state when people use religion as a mask for who they really are.
It's sad, though, that this guy (an Evangelical bible thumper) is one of "the base" that the repubs so desperately want but also a member of the enemy (gays). Quite the contradiction.
Nonetheless, before I forget my manners, thanks for stopping by Blognonymous Sornie. I agree with your vision. It's sort of what I had in mind. Now that he's "cured" he'll just take it to the masses.