Punxsutawney Phil Retires
Today Punxsutawney Phil announced his retirement from weather prognostication. Interviewed at his den in Punxsutawney PA, the famous groundhog said:
I got just two words for you...global frickin' warming! Spring ain't never comin' late again, you morons. It's been 70 degrees in New York. New York fer cris' sakes, and winter here in PA? Fugeddaboutit!
Now, if you'll excuse me. The missus and me gotta finish packing. We're movin' to Patagonia--gotta get above those risin' sea levels.
"Fuck this, man, I'm movin' closer to the pole.
WS...we're all going to be doing that pretty soon. Think Greenland's going to be looking pretty attractive in the not too distant future.
He's going to drop some nukes and really give the world a marshmellow roast or a mass barbie (depending on how you look at it) that they'll never forget.
Is it possible that George has a small dick do you think, one that matches his brain?
Fashiongirl...well and about being pulled from his hole by guys in tophats. Makes a groundhog a little cranky you know.
No quite the opposite. He's probably a hung like a horse--takin' all the blood from his brain.
Snave... Cheney doesn't see his shadow anywhere he goes, reflection either.
BTW, do groundhogs eat frogs?
okay I am going to sit back by the fireplace- it is ONE friggin' degree here....
( Groundhogs are vegitarians and have healthy appetites...I had a Whole garden consumed by one a long time ago....I do admit their teeth are a bit scary..but their waddle is so cute..)
E4E... You're very welcome, and thanks for the compliment on the site. The only real change to the font's are that I removed absolute sizing. So now the fonts scale to whatever you have your browser set for. (I'm reliably told by my designer friends that this is the "right" way of doing things.)