What Movie Would Jesus Make?
So Pat Robertson and his cabal can now rest easy and begin asking that all important question:
What movie would Jesus make?
Lizzy, don't strain yourself. ;-) It's the kind of question that could make your head explode.
Oprah's couch will be a holy relic.
"My boss is an over-paid actor."
From now on he shall be referred to as, "Thomas the Cruise."
James... I'm imagining Cruise films being sold in the 'Religion' section at Borders.
Because I once worked in theater, I think there's a compromise: Mimi can be MM Tuesdays-Thursdays, Nicole on Fridays-Sundays.
If Katy ever leaves Tom, then she can be MM for the matinees. Oh, but I forgot about Penelope Cruz... Understudy?
I don't believe it was Tom who isn't well like in Sydney since splitting with their beloved Nichole.
What ARE you talking about, cartledge? Please tell me ozzies are more sensible than the tortilla jesus crowd. ~~ D.K.
Great bumper sticker. We'll also have to change the "My boss is a Jewish carpenter" stickers to "My boss is a deranged couch-jumping actor".
Didn't Cruise play a quasi-Jesus/savior role in the film The Legend? I recall him battling a Satanic-looking villain. If so, that’s the film.
Perhaps, perhaps. I mean with Tom's track record, Katy will be history soon enough.
Cartledge, I heard it was the other way around, and that the beautiful Ms. Kidman dodged a bullet.
D.K., I confess I've only heard him sing in Top Gun, and it was indeed horrific, but maybe thay could do the Disney thing--you know Julie Andrews sings for Audrey Hepburn. I know: Harry Connick Jr. could do the voice overs!
Lord, please Show Me The Money!
Oops, wait. That's what you have to do to get into that stoopid-assed cult.
I swear some people are just loons, pure and simple. (shakes head in total disbelief)
BTW, I'm sure you're familiar with these groups but here are the links for activities in CA this weekend. Remember CodePink sponsors quite a few of these rallies and I promise there are plenty of men involved.
Born on the 25th of December?
Cocktails for Christ?
War of the Romans?
The Color of Frankincense?
I know, those are pretty-bad. ; )