2007/01/02

Surge Protector

Friends, are you plagued by insurgent spikes? Concerned that troop level fluctuations might interfere with your ability to 'Stay the Course'? Well...worry no more. Dada's Daily has the answer with its new Anti-Bush Surge Protector (patent pending). Yes with this handy little tool, you'll never again have to hear the words: "Is that 20,000 soldiers in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?".

8 Comments:

I gotsta gets me wanna dems.
Yeah...you know where we can get one?
Prehaps we can still obtain one, I think we should use the giftcard of Democracy on Thursday...To the Streets!!!
That and the earplugs against lies would help.
Yes, but does it do any actually zapping? Like a Taser, perhaps? Now, a Taser Dubya protector would be awesome. It could work on smell alone, like all the SHIT storm he's created.
I think we should send 1000's of them to DC...or the pentagon..maybe that would help....or maybe start wearing one on a chain...I too saw over at Dada's, he is a genius...
I think we should send 1000's of them to DC...or the pentagon..maybe that would help....or maybe start wearing one on a chain...I too saw over at Dada's, he is a genius...
I rather like that it has plugs for each of the services. Got to make sure that each is protected against surges!

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