South Dakota Renames Itself 'Deciderstan'
In an unprecedented move, the state of South Dakota introduced legislation that would officially change it's name to Deciderstan. Mary Glenski, speaking for the representatives who introduced the bill, said:
We're just following the lead of our glorious president George W. Bush, a man who knows when to tell the American people to stuff it. Here in South Dakota, the ballot referendum that did away with our recent abortion law was just a fluke. It isn't what the people really wanted, and by gum were not going to let it stand in the way of saving babies.Another proposal being considered by the legislature would change the state motto to, "Will of the people be damned!"
Dickehead Bush announced recently that he is now The Decision Maker
So maybe it should be THEDECISIONMAKERDUMBFUCKISTAN
PoliS, to be perfectly accurate I think that it would be: South Decisionmakerfuck-you-o-stan. :-)
Michael, I'm sure Will's don't something wrong. Remember that in Bu$hCo's world, we're all 'criminals in waiting'.
Fred's too smart to go to Deciderstan this time of year. They save their winter crazines for Florida.
Where all the women are strong smelling
all the men are strange looking
and all the children turn out well below average
That is HIFRIGGINLARIOUS!!!
But then again, not so much taken in context.
AnonP... "Bushistanmullaland" is really hard to pronounce. Would probably cut into SD's tourism. ;-)
Tom... They'll never get over it. They're still living in the "Permanent 'Thuglican Majority".