2007/01/09

Future Headlines - It's A Stinky Business

NEW JERSEY WITHDRAWS FROM THE FLATULENCE NON-PROLIFERATION TREATY

HANNITY CALLS SPITZER 'ENEMY OF THE STATE' FOR FAILING TO DEAL WITH NJ

INTL. METHANE ENERGY ASSOC. (IMEA) OFFERS TO MONITOR NEW JERSEY

ADMINISTRATION TELLS IMEA TO 'GET STUFFED', CALLS FOR 'SURGE' TO DEAL WITH NJ

BUSH DELIVERS MAJOR POLICY SPEECH - DETAILS PLANS FOR 'TOTAL VICTORY' OVER THE FLATULISTS

SPOKESPERSON SNOW ADVISES NY DEMS TO REMEMBER GOP WAR ON FLATULENCE (WOF) IN 2008

14 Comments:

Now they're going to have to outlaw burritos and transfats. Where did you find that picture? It's classic!
Arrrgh!

As a flatulist of the highest order I resent the content of this post!

Just kidding, I think it's about time some attention was paid to us!
Hey Fashiongirl...you know they've got to take care of anything that might give aid and comfort to the Flatulists!

Snave, indeed. New Jersey has had it easy for too long. "Your either with us, or with the Flatulists!"
Come ON! Quit farting around! ;)
That enemy of the state bit Hannity does drives me crazy. It's so... Bolshevik.
John...no...farting around is what Bush is going to be doing tomorrow night.

SA...I'd love to hear Hannity some night... "And now our 'Enemy of the State' award this wee--PHHHPPPPHHHPPPTTTTTT!!!"
Kvatch,
I think you may enjoy my philosophical question for Wednesday, posted a bit early over at my location.

"When the new Iraq counterinsurgency plans run counter to the original W, Rove and Co plan of action, does that not counter the notion that the plan to begin with was a winning strategy?"
LMAO!! This one tickled....until I had to fart!:)

Several years ago, I attended a lecture on the production methods of methane gas, etc. The speaker asked: "How many of you like steak?" About 90% of the hands went up, including mine. Then he said: "As a group, Bovines are the single largest producer of methane gas on the planet." I about died laughing....then I went home and checked it out....damn if he wasn't right!! Cow Farts!:)
Inre the base calumny offered by New York City officials towards New Jersey, I have only this to say: whoever smellt it, dealt it.
I actually once knew of a guy through a discussion forum online, who really and truly believed that the cause of Global Warming was due to excessive methane emissions from termite farts.

Phlllhhhhhbbbbhhhttttttttttttttt
Seems we have a whole new source for "natural gas". Didn't we recently hear how much fun bush has farting and joking about farting. So wouldn't that make him the Farter in Chief?
WS, I'll be right over.

TFWY, glad you enjoyed it. I've read that as well that a huge amount of methane is cows and decomposing dung. Time to harness the energy.

DBK :-) :-) :-) But you know how it is between NY and NJ. In WaPo they're reporting that it was the Jets and Giants who caused the stink.
Sewmouse... OK, ok. Cow farts I can buy, but termite farts?! I-don-think-so!

PoP, what was that blog whose sole purpose was discussing Bush's predilection for farts and fart jokes? 'Farter in Chief' indeed!
Yeah, Dubya.The.Vile.Prick talking about "Total Victory" is like taking a bite out of bait shrimp that has been bleached with Clorox and sold as the "good stuff." (The former Hill here)

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