Future Headlines - It's A Stinky Business
HANNITY CALLS SPITZER 'ENEMY OF THE STATE' FOR FAILING TO DEAL WITH NJ
INTL. METHANE ENERGY ASSOC. (IMEA) OFFERS TO MONITOR NEW JERSEY
ADMINISTRATION TELLS IMEA TO 'GET STUFFED', CALLS FOR 'SURGE' TO DEAL WITH NJ
BUSH DELIVERS MAJOR POLICY SPEECH - DETAILS PLANS FOR 'TOTAL VICTORY' OVER THE FLATULISTS
SPOKESPERSON SNOW ADVISES NY DEMS TO REMEMBER GOP WAR ON FLATULENCE (WOF) IN 2008
As a flatulist of the highest order I resent the content of this post!
Just kidding, I think it's about time some attention was paid to us!
Snave, indeed. New Jersey has had it easy for too long. "Your either with us, or with the Flatulists!"
SA...I'd love to hear Hannity some night... "And now our 'Enemy of the State' award this wee--PHHHPPPPHHHPPPTTTTTT!!!"
I think you may enjoy my philosophical question for Wednesday, posted a bit early over at my location.
"When the new Iraq counterinsurgency plans run counter to the original W, Rove and Co plan of action, does that not counter the notion that the plan to begin with was a winning strategy?"
Several years ago, I attended a lecture on the production methods of methane gas, etc. The speaker asked: "How many of you like steak?" About 90% of the hands went up, including mine. Then he said: "As a group, Bovines are the single largest producer of methane gas on the planet." I about died laughing....then I went home and checked it out....damn if he wasn't right!! Cow Farts!:)
TFWY, glad you enjoyed it. I've read that as well that a huge amount of methane is cows and decomposing dung. Time to harness the energy.
DBK :-) :-) :-) But you know how it is between NY and NJ. In WaPo they're reporting that it was the Jets and Giants who caused the stink.
PoP, what was that blog whose sole purpose was discussing Bush's predilection for farts and fart jokes? 'Farter in Chief' indeed!