When Newt Becomes President...
|Limitations on free speech are enacted for the good of the nation.|
|Bill O'Reilly is arrested and jailed as America's formost advocate of terrorism on U.S. soil.|
Thanks to Russ and the Station Agent @ Ice Station Tango for inspiring this post.
WS, awesome! How about:
"Leeches For Newt"
"Newt became President, and my healthcare turned into a box of leeches!"
"Slugs For Newt"
"Slime trails aren't so bad. Vote Newt!"
Me4Prez...Ann, Michelle, Pamela (Atlas Shrugs)--all of 'em.
Tom, just the logical extension of that thought. Well said.
That does not make him any less dangerous.
Third time is a charm. Here's the link I told you about on your game post below.
Check it out.
Look Jimmy Carter came from here too and back the I said that he couldn't be the guy he seemed to be and it turned out he was.
Newt is one dangerous character.
Me4Prez...that's a good point, I wonder if Hillary's unelectability would swing an election that far.
You should let us know when, and The Barbarians will honor you and your visit with libations.
1138...fortunately Newt is unlikely to go much of anywhere. Our bigger problem would be if he got some policy advisory position.
From the O'Liely linkage:
The 210-foot Coit Tower was dedicated in 1933 and contains a museum and murals that depict working life in 1930s California.
Makes sense now, don't it? "working life" is just an allusion to "workers" which, is of course, code for "atheist commie pinko subversives". Since no one but godless homosexual peacenics live in The City, of course Killer Bill wants it blown to hell.
And, no. Sweet Pea GinGrinch would not go so far as to clamp down on such gibberish. Not unless, by doing so, he'd garner a better footnote in history than he's already slitheringly earned.
1) HillCountryGal, Newt won't become President because he's such a freakin' wonk. Same problem Gore has. :-)
Dig it, and hopefully Al's recent road show is removing that stigma. I've really grown to like the silly wonker since he lost was robbed of his last election.
2) Our bigger problem would be if he got some policy advisory position.
The 2nd is quite likely indeed for a next Rethug preznit. Let's hope the Dems can keep their campaign shiete together long enough to capture that post in '08.
They could start by testing the waters now and Censure'/Impeaching the freakin' Chimperor already.
Michael..."BGKaJb"? Anyway, can you imagine a McCain administration with Gingrich as the main policy strategist--sort of like Rove only more intelligent, less machiavellian, and every bit as dangerous.
Being that I'm one of the folks that foresaw 9/11 type attacks yes I can, and it's not a pretty picture (or likely one).
McCain is slimey but Gingrich is repugnant, repugnant can't stand having slimey in charge.
The new poll numbers look very good for my main man, Big Al:
POLL NUMBERS HERE!
These lyrics are from the Austin Lounge Lizard song "Gingrich The Newt":
We'd like to set the record straight by singing of the newt
For newts are open-minded; they are flexible and cute
A newt can breathe in water and a newt can breathe on land
And if you are a different critter newts will understand
Newts are not mean-spirited; they never are unfair
Newts are not underhanded and are not afraid to share
Newts do not have bad haircuts because newts are lacking hair
But the newt called Gingrich drives all true newts to despair
Gingrich the Newt's a disgrace to the name
When true newts see him they feel so ashamed
He's the one black sheep of the newt family
The one rotten fruit on the newt family tree
Newts don't prey on other newts; in that they don't believe
And you will never catch a newt with something up her sleeve
They're tolerant of different environments and so
They don't send little newties to the orphanage to grow
What kind of newt wears a suit and a tie
And frightens small children as he rushes by?
But we admit that his suit suits him good
Much more discreet than a sheet and a hood
A newt may be cold blooded but she won't go to extremes
And you can trust a newt to be exactly what she seems
Newts are sorry if you're sad; they're happy if you're gay
But Gingrich is perverse, and worse: he's proud to be that way
Gingrich the Newt is puffed up like a toad
So full of himself that he's bound to explode
And then we'll raise up our tails in salute
A fitting tribute to that horse's patoot, Gingrich the Newt