TSA Asks - What's Under Your Clothes?
Agency officials have said that this will allow them to definitively determine whether or not Britney Spears is "flying commando" but also strenuously deny allegations that the technology is being referred to privately as "the cootchie detector".
(But seriously folks, check out James and Libby who take a much more sober look at this technology.)
Can they invade our privacy any more without actually protecting us?
Wait, don't answer, I don't want to know.
at your friendly Sony Dealer. I'm unsure of the detail it will show. I guess I'd rather have a picture of my fat ass hanging on the wall, than to have it patted down and felt up.
There is one thing I can say as a truism: There's going to be a lot more "me's" ran through that thing, than there are Britney Spears, so I wouldn't turn in that job application just yet.
None for me, thanks.
I wonder what we would have seen if bush had stood in front of it in his flight suit?
TFWY..."me's ran through that thing"...no argument there. If fact, I would think that our gallant TSA employees may need some form of counseling.
Mary, you mean in a way that the "pantyless" crowd isn't already?
Libby, I hadn't thought about that! LOL! We're gonna need to redefine those rulers again.
Diva, you're right I did. Hah-haha! Who would have credited TSA with considering who uncomfortable it would have been for us to go through security in paper gowns? Brrrrrr!
This is just another reason for me not to fly anymore until the TSA is disbanded.
James, I'm all over that. Train travel is great! Can you imagine high-speed rail between the West and East coasts...awesome. I definitely do that over a plane flight.
Because...my good friend, Ms. Spears has this rather nasty habit of being caught in public without her knickers. :-)
D.K., I actually trimmed that individual in the picture a bit when I Photoshopped it. But you are correct, who wants these people seeing all our naughty bits?
Whenever the council took a break the cameraman would would do extreme closeups of my boss's breasts. That cameraman must be a high-ranked executive at TSA now.
Praguetwin's question "Can they invade our privacy any more without actually protecting us?" is the question of the day. Scheise...
I guess I will have to 1) be sure to wear underwear at the airport so as to not be embarrassed, and 2) hope they don't develop technology that can show stains and/or skids in the underwear. My flabby gut and manboobs are bad enough, but the atrophy in my arms, in my legs and in other apparatus is unbearable.
Me4Prez, please, Please, PLEASE don't tell me that you're "bringing back sexy"!
Snave...remember those parental admonishments when you were a kid: "Always make sure your underwear is clean, you never know who might have to see them." Well maybe we could just switch to, "Make sure you're wearing underwear..."
At least she can always opt for the pat-down & grope.
TFWY, I think just looking at picutres of Americans at Disneyland would be enough to turn even the most hardened terrorist.
Glomgold, welcome. Or perhaps enhanced with dangerous munitions like Photoshop. ;-) And about that second part...Ewwwwww!