2006/11/08

On the Right - Tearing of Hair and Gnashing of Teeth

The cry is going up among the conservative bloggers. From Balloon Juice to Ankle Biting Pundits, Little Green Footballs to Michelle Malkin: "The big bad Democrats didn't really win, but they're coming to harvest our organs, clone our bodies, kill our babies, take our property, stifle our speech, and welcome the terrorists in...anyway!" To a one though, each of these rhetorical pipsqueaks conveniently omits that most "islamo-fascists" agree on how much better off they are for having a Bu$hCo to fight against. Well no more. Seems even Bush may have seen the writing on the wall.

But don't worry whiny babies, your message will still get out, even without a Republican tyranny to ensure that it's the only message. Remember, you still have O'Reilly and Coulter, and nothing can shut them up.

17 Comments:

I don't know, Frog. If the next two years go real well, and actually get something close to a middle class job boom (I ain't countin' out, butchya never know) those two clowns' ratings may drop low enough to get 'em both moved over to Fox's Sunday Night "Family" lineup.

Hhmmm... Naaahhhh... It'd never happen. They're both too cartoonish.
Such gracious whiners, er, I mean losers.
One thing can shut them up. Ratings. And those are drying up fast.
Michael, man would a reinvigoration of the middle-class be a great thing or what? But Lew is probably right that they'll keep spewing bile no matter what.

Hey SA...is there evidence that their ratings are tumbling?
HIGH FIVE!

In Missouri, we can expect to see a clone army that votes Democratic any day now.
Re Rummy: Bush knew he was gone if we got the house. He's just taking away good publicity from us by kicking Rummy out now, AND: circling the wagons. Rumsfeld has been a loose cannon from day one.

We only won one battle last night. Now comes the war, and believe me, it is going to be war. They have had a taste of supreme power; they are not going to go easily into the night. If we don't play sledge hammer, smash mouth politics exactly as they did....we will be mush. We can worry about pretty later. Right now, the job is drain the swamp.
I think we should throw the wingnuts' own favorite slogan back at them: "You lost. Get over it."
Julien, was that great or what. The McCaskill victory was particularly sweet!

TFWY, I agree, need to throw every attack back in their faces, but IMHO only after trying to be conciliatory. Then, if the Rethugs refuse, CRUSH 'EM!

Tom...I like it. How about the soon-to-be-old standard, "But Haggard was a pervert!"?
I'm sure by now all have heard about the Senate falling.

A lot will get done. But the crap has to be flushed away first.

"America, how do you spell relief?"

S-U-B-P-O-E-N-A

Mike
I like how limbaugh pretty much admitted he was a lying sack of shit
As Ohio's brand spanking new Senator Sherrod Brown said on the campaign trail: The Republicans are whiny toddlers who refuse to give up their blankies of power.
Station Agent, are you kidding!!! The comedic stylings of Rush Limbaugh and Ann "The Man" Coulter are funnier than ever now, why just yesterday I practically snorted capri sun out of my nose listening to Laura Ingram say she was nauseated for like the fourth time in five minutes....
"As Ohio's brand spanking new Senator Sherrod Brown said on the campaign trail: The Republicans are whiny toddlers who refuse to give up their blankies of power."

Sherrod Brown for president!
Not to sound all Haggard or anything, but we caught them with their pants down. They got us into this hell and now they are screaming that we have to do something about the very thing they were happy with just last week.

Go figure
"America, how do you spell relief?"

S-U-B-P-O-E-N-A


Mike, up until now, only in my wildest dreams and fantasies, but no more...hahahahaha!

Graeme, I heard about that. 'Course it's not really new information, now is it? :-)

Tina, "blankies of power"? Bwahahahahaah!
Fred, they're uncorked! Salon did a bit on the Duou Report about the amazing level of bile issuing from the right-side of the Blogsphere. Amazing!

Ms. Cracker... :-)

PoP, in fact it's already gotten worse, I've noticed a tendancy now to blame everything that goes wrong in Iraq on a Democratically controlled Congress that isn't even in power yet. Sheeesh!
'I think we should throw the wingnuts' own favorite slogan back at them: "You lost. Get over it."'

There you go Tom.

Let 'em whine, cry, kick, piss, shit & moan. Don't ever forget how they treated us. NOTHING has changed in the great divide...brought to you by the great divider.

I say F**K 'EM!

Add a comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link