An Ode On Jack Abramoff
And many lawmakers will pray
A six year sentence in the clink
Will gag this lobbyist and fink.
But alas it just ain't so
The scandal's set to grow and grow
With Jack about to spill his guts
In the hope his time they'll cut.
Right and left all quake in fear
Cause senators and Karl are near
To learning of a fate they dread
As they're fingered by the feds.
But for now there's no more black
They're gonna take Jack's sporty hat
And perhaps he'll look less fat
When prison stripes are where it's at.
Here's hopin ol' Jack A is another of the nutters who finds Jeebus whilst in the clink (even if it is the Ritz-C variety,) and realizes that he needs to out and implicate everyone in his pre-B.O. life.
Michael, I agree. Out 'em all Dem, Rethug, and otherwise!
So he might get out early, eh? ;>)
I can't rhyme my way out of a box or else I'd add a verse.
Fat Jack is going to blab and cry
Bring down those fools he hoped to buy!
Me4Prez, he could start with the Tigua's, my favorite tribe.
TFWY, the Xsociate over at his site opined that Jack is being hastened into the clink to make it harder for Justice to get access to him. I think that DoJ has asked for a delay.
Jack can spill the beans. A tall bean stalk will grow and at the top we find a giant. The giant looks so much like so many repubs. He looks guilty.
SA, heard that as well, and I'm on board. If he'll tell all I'll proudly display my "Pardon Abramoff" button. (We'll OK...but only if we give somehthing back to the tribes as well."
I hope Karl Rove gets it in the nuts.
And that many in our Congress' halls,
Will also take it in the balls.
As for Jack he'd better hope
That when he showers, he won't drop soap.
If he won't talk and cut a deal,
He's bound to moan and groan and squeal.
But maybe if he testifies,
He won't get tried on for size.
He's a shit, but he could be redeemed,
By getting other's asses reamed:
Ney, DeLay, and ol' Ralph Reed
Are some who really are in need.
And once Jack starts, he shouldn't stop,
He needs to take it to the top!
Wouldn't it just be sublime
To see Gee Dubya doin' time?