1999 Report: Outcome In Iraq Never In Question
On the eve of the election, you probably don't need another reason to vote against Bu$hCo or the Rethuglicans, but this new report, obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, should be a stake to the heart of the Bush administration vampire. And what does this report say? For starters, the war simulation called 'Desert Crossing' concluded that, even with 400,000 troops on the ground, Iraq would probably end up as a failed state. 400-f*cking-thousand!!! 2.5 times the number we sent. It also predicted the instability of the replacement regime and the exacerbation of tensions with Iran. In short...IT PREDICTED THE WHOLE F*CKING DISASTER! The only things it didn't predict were a megalomaniac president and the terrible cost for America.
So tomorrow...everyone get your ass to the polls and put George Bush in a hurt locker for the next two years!
so what happens when it all drys up?
AZG, it's already drying up. We passed the peak in 'peak oil' a few years ago. We need another solution and quick.
Fred...I get it! It's Junk Intelligence
If'n y'all vote for them tamarrah, why we'll all be drivin' them Back to the Future cars 'n heating our homes with WINDpower fer chrissake!
Ha-ell, ah bet supplies of meth and man-ass will even dry up! And pages will be off-limits too! Those po' folks and darkies will stop bein' sent off to die overseas. They'll start multiplyin' like rabbits, next thing ya knows we'll be s'rounded by brown folk here in the goddamned US of friggin' A! Is that what ya want?
Vote like it's 1955!
"I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message"
can you explain this to me
Thank you Mr. President. A stirring commentary! ;-)
Lew, as Sumo said...maybe Candyland. Or what about Landslide? Remember that from the early 70's?
Tom, Peacechick...I'm hoping it'll sway some votes as well, but like I said above Junk Intelligence is what I'm sure they thought of it.
TFWY, right you are. To quote from Dune, "When politics and religion ride in the same cart, the whirlwind follows."
I'm watching him on CNN right now- taped as he and Pickles exited the voting booth:
"Do your duty. Cast your ballot and let your voice be heard."
Chuck, I can't stand to watch him, especially with teh reports I'm seeing of how things are breaking down all up and down the Eastern seaboard.
In Woodward's book, generals estimated it would take at least 300,000 troops... so, not only are they waging two wars basically on what amounts to doing it on credit... like they think they're doing it for free... they are also cutting corners! What a bunch of dorks make up the Bush administration.
Of course if you're an Armageddonist (like Dumbya), you don't really care about anything except ramping up Middle East tensions so the rapture can happen sooner... that is, if your own whacked-out interpretation of the lunatic ravings of John in the Book of Revelations says that is how the world will end. Making Iran mad and making the Middle East worse will help those few who really deserve to see Jesus to see him much, much sooner. Any other approach would suggest to Dumbya that he isn't doing his job.