10 Years From Now At The Bush Presidential Library
Curator: How can we help you?
Patron: I'm interested in researching the period just before the Iraq War.
Curator: Uh...well...we might have some menus from state dinners in 2003.
Patron: ??? -- State dinners?
Curator: Yeah. Everything else is classified you know.
Curator Everything. Though I think that we may also have a copy of 'My Pet Goat'.
Thanks to Libby for the inspiration and to Romunov for that last bit.
oh and yes i know what that means..
looks like a vax from utexas
Curator: Beware the sneaky twizzler strike on your way out.
D.K. :-) :-) :-)
Michael, Saudi Arabia...Waco (Baylor), practically the same to me. I still can't understand why Bush is talking about SMU? Baylor or TCU seem like more natural fits.
Betty, indeed. How about the Exxon-Mobil Bush Presidential Library?
PoP, nope...there was no torture. The Prez said so.
"Bush think tank"? Oh, yes, one marked "women" and one for "men" - both handicap accessible with porcelain
chairs and private rooms. Oh, and hot and cold running policies.
The library contains the comics sections (with Doonesbury and Opus cut out) from every newspaper.
Experience the interactive "swagger" exhibit. Learn to swagger, spit, & scowl like a Texan even if you're
from the Northeast States.
Snack bar run (down) by Halliburton. If you have to ask how much something is - you can't afford it.
Gift shop... Army surplus flak jackets on special today. Buy one for someone you love.
No, sir, that is not a sculpture in the entrance plaza, it's the first car Duhh-bya binge crashed.
The flyer (written by Cheney & Rumsfeld) says you'll get a flowers and parade greeting upon arrival.
There was no plan for exit doors so once you're in, you're in for at least 5 years.