Kvatch Konsiders - If Dear Leader Tests A Nuke...
I mean...what have we got here? A press release from the People's Propaganda Bureau; a report of a small seismic event picked up in South Korea; blustery condemnations from every world leader who can open his/her pie-hole.
I believe that Kim Jong Il is sitting in his palace thinking, "They love me! They really love me!" Bush is thinking, "Finally! Something to take Mark Foley out of the headlines." And the US Geologic Survey is thinking, "Bomb? What bomb?"
This just in...
US GEOLOGIC SURVEY DECLARES NORTH KOREAN BOMB TO BE IN THE 'NANO-TON RANGE'.
Am I nuts, or is Kim Jong Il about the size of a Munchkin? Well, elevator shoes notwithstanding, I think a conversation like this might just ensue:
Kim - Hey Georgie, look! It's bigger then yours.
Bush - No it isn't! I have a really BIG Dick!
String Cheese Theory
I think it was like that.
Mike, indeed--a Munchkin with abnormally large hair.
Diva, I didn't know about the ABB facts. Just goes to show you get 'em going with the nukular technology, then get 'em again when you force them to pull the plug and take your conventional power technologies.
Lil Kim is just f'ing crazy enough to launch a nuke into Kansas and ...oh wait...that is that new show Jericho...
Wait, where is the oh so gay rainbow threat chart? Shouldn't it be at glowing neon "shit your pants" right now??
I gotta go....so much duct tape and plastic tarping....so little time...
Shelly...welcome. Don't think he can reach Kansas yet, but soon... I heard that he can reach Sodom by the Sea (my home), though I'm sure that Bush won't cry any tears if the Dear Leader wipes the Castro off the face of the earth.
like where are our war ships??? anywhere close to iran yet?
Peacechick, probably outgassing from Kim's hair.
If only somebody'd taught GHWB to masturbate.....(:
Spy photos of another North Korean nuclear device reveal warning label-- "Light fuse and get away."
Mr_Blog, no sh*t! I heard that their missiles use such a volatile fuel that they basically have one shot at getting them off the ground.
Wow, you have quite a memory, froggy.
These people are breath-takingly clueless and I'm tried of them dragging the country down the toilet.