2006/10/30

America Loves Porn, Less Thrilled With Bush

Bush vs. PornJust goes to show that in these trying times everybody needs something to fall back on. And what does America love? Porn! Good old fashioned, red-blooded smut. In fact, since the Dear Leader took office the number of porn titles produced has increased 66%, with profits that have increased by 50%.

Bet our President would like to be that popular! Alas, as porn's popularity increases Shrub's decreases, practically in lockstep. Guess the prez could use some help getting his polls up.

(Disclaimer: Information presented in this post should only be used for recreational purposes. Always practice safe stats.)

18 Comments:

You crack me up man. I'll take porn every time over Dubya.
Part of that increase could possibly be attributed to the fact the entire white house reads like a porn novel!

It went way up under Ray Gun, too. Something about the party of morality that they love, I guess!:)
You crack me up man. I'll take porn every time over Dubya.

Apparently...so will everybody else! ;-)

TFWY, do you think that the increase in profits has something to do with the industry selling to the military...maybe the House leadership?! Bu$hCo spreading democracy and porn!
well what is this

Cheney Warns Iraq Terrorists Trying to Sway U.S. Election


Hmmm...my guess is that it's my anonymous Faux News troller, who came in from: 206.15.101.# (NEWS CORPORATION), trying to drum up some clicks for their pathetic excuse for a news network. But it's just a guess.
That's porn for the base, anon. It's objectifys and dehumanizes all the wing-nut rightys, and they love it.
I like your disclaimer, so I'll snap on the latex gloves in order to click on your Porn Links. Anything to help decrease W's popularity. Inverse logic works for me. ~~ D.K.
Don't forget that Jeff Gannon Guckert was visiting our Fearless leader with sleep overs in the White House, or should we call it the Porn House now?
Fred, Faux News loves this blog. I'm surprised Bill O'Reilly hasn't invited me on for a chat.

D.K., the new Republican slogan should be "More war, less Bush!"

Anon-P, eeeewwwww! And don't forget Jack. He's like a sleazy porn peddler with the black outfit.
Love that graph! Sometimes a visual speaks much louder than words...

I feel like I'm indulging in the worst kind of porn every time I turn on the news.
Maybe George Walker Bush needs a "Fluffer" for his Poll...

*ducks and runs*
Love that graph! Sometimes a visual speaks much louder than words...

Especially when, aside from the general trends, the whole thing is made up! And BTW, before I forget my manners, welcome to Blognonymous.

Sewmouse, "a 'Fluffer' for his Poll" Bwahahahahahah! But isn't that Rove's role already? "Yes Sir! I see us winning decisively!"
haa haa - safe stats....baby bush would be saddened to learn porn is more popular than he is..

getting his polls up - tee hee

funny post!
Oh man the post is funny but the comments are HILARIOUS!!
Pam, AZG... Ladies you are too kind. When I read the original article, I was just struck by the irony of what such a graph would look like...and voila a post was born.
Did you hear that someone stole a truckload of Viagra? They don't know who did it, but police have been warned to keep an eye out for hardened criminals.
Porn for the base? Well, right-wingers naturally get off on the Abu Ghraib torture photos. They're into all that bondage and discipline stuff.
DBK, "Hardened criminals" Bwahahahahahahahah!!!

Comandante...S&M, B&D, KB&R--all of those kinks.

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