2006/09/18

SpongeBush

SpongeBush

SpongeBush

Who squats in the White House, A pox on D.C.?
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!
Dim-witted, inane, and clueless is he.
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!

If dangerous nonsense, yer looking to see...
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!
Then shut off yer brain, and vote G-O-P!
SPONGE-BUSH,
DUMB RANTS!


And Snave, who never fails to rise to the challenge of verse, responds!

32 Comments:

Thats worth the wait for the weekend.
That's funny stuff.
That is some funny s***!
ROFL! I guess Cheney would be Patrick.
Thanks all. I aim to please. Been thinking about this one ever since The Poetry Man made an offhand comment about porousness in relation to our Commander and Chief.
Yep! He's soaking up lots of powers that he's not entitled to, and using them to wipe away lines from the Constitution. . .

Good job!
Yep! He's soaking up lots of powers that he's not entitled to, and using them to wipe away lines from the Constitution. . .

Good job!
Laughing, grinning! Where did you get that? You did it? Damnfantastic!
Hey John, Mary glad you enjoyed it. Mary...I'm getting better with Photoshop--not quite there yet, but close.
Funny! But Betty, I think Cheney would more than likely be Mr. Krabs. Rove is Patrick.
"Rove is Patrick"

Are you kidding? Rove is clearly the little sea-cockroach guy who is always planning to take over the world. What's his name? Plankton?
Lew...the Local Crank is right Rove is Plankton (?), and in the words of the imortal SpongeBob: "Good luck with that."
It's brilliant!...but I must protest about sweet and innocent Spongebob. It so goo I think I'll have to steal it!
Sponge Bob=Bush
Mr Crabs=Cheney
Plankton=Rove
Squidword=Rummy
Patrick=McCain
Fred just knows em all, doesn't he?

Hope you're doing well, Frog. I Haven't checked in for a while!
Ah, back from two weeks away, and glad to see the Frog has kept busy. Good likeness - and like most sponges, he's not got a thought in his head.
Awesome! I especially like 'a pox on DC!'
I'm kind of bummed since I actually like the real spongebob.

LOL, this is priceless!
I thoroughly enjoy Sponge Bob, and I'm not bothered that he and Patrick are gay, at least they are according to the world according to Falwell. Here are some more verses. I was laughing so hard at the first two that I couldn't help myself.


His brain is adrift and his mind is at sea.
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!
Stupid and narrow and pious is he!
SPONGE-BUSH, POO PANTS!

He gladly is serving the PNAC!
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB ASS!
He's spying on you and he's spying on me!
SPONGE-BUSH, POO PANTS!!!

A walking disaster with nations he builds,
SPONGE-BUSH, HALF-ASSED!!
He's Dorkus O'Dipstick McDoofus O'Dild!
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB ASS!!!

SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!!!!! HAR HAR!!!
Sumo, PoP...I know, I know. It's really a slam on poor SpongeBob, but I just couldn't help myself.

Fred, I especially like Rummy as Squidword. :-)

Lily, hey...thanks for stopping by. Sorry that it's in sort of a slow period around here.

Diva, Bush soaks up anything he's fed. Being porous isthe key.
Snave, outstanding as usual! But now you've done it. I'm gonna have to respond...

Whose tenure is failing, his cronies in jail?
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!
Iran and Iraq--misadventures all fail.
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!

Inflating the debt, enriching his friends
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!
We'll all pay the price, when his time's at an end.
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7p1G3LabUk

The YouTube Spongebush on his way to the UN.

You do know you guys are demented. In a good way, of course.
Comparing the leader of the free(ish) world to the gayest cartoon character ever?!? My God, man! What do you have against gay cartoon characters?
Kvatch, those are WONDERFUL! Enough so that I will have to dredge up more:

God tells him to do all the stuff that he does!
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!
If that doesn't work, then he says "just because"!
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB ASS!!

He tears up the earth as he searches for oil!
SPONGE-BUSH, POO PANTS!!
He's a purulent pimple, a festering boil!!
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!

Iraq gets our troops, and Iran gets a nuke!
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB ASS!
He kowtows to Christians and makes us all puke!
SPONGE-BUSH, POO PANTS!!

He spends like a sailor who's had too much booze!
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!
He doesn't care, Armageddon is soon!!
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB ASS!!

The world's heating up like a pig on a spit!
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB ASS!!
So he'll hire some science to discredit it.
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!!

He doesn't care, doesn't bother to read!
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!
We can blame Poppy for spreading his seed!!
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!

You say this is childish, I say "Aw, F*** YOU!!"
RIGHT WING, DUMB ASS!!
Screw you and the horse that you rode in on, too!
RIGHT WING, DUMB RANTS!!

Whew. Time to go take some meds.
ha ha - so good...i could even hear the music...lol
SNAVE!!! Snave...Snave...Snave!

I surrender the field! :-)

AZG, funny...but when you're creating take offs on the SpongeBob ditty, it helps to play the music in your head.
Comparing the leader of the free(ish) world to the gayest cartoon character ever?!? My God, man! What do you have against gay cartoon characters?

Rex, just for you...

PATRICK (McCain): "Are those liberals laughing at us?"
SPONGE-BUSH: "No Johnny, their laughing next to us."
You two were great...I put it all on a post for (Tuesday)...laughing my head off.
I could hear squidward singing... Do I need psychological help? :>)
I've laughed so much my stomach hurts! I don't think I can take much more.
Elmo - Glad that I could direct you here! Kvatch ROCKS!
You know, I'd love to see all these great verses set to music (with video!)

Any techies out there up for the challenge?

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