2006/09/24

As The Turd Spins

So what do all of these rumors of Osama bin Laden's death really mean? Just this:

MSM Mouthpiece: "Mr. Rove, doesn't it look bad for the administration that Osama bin Laden was never taken into US custody?"

The Turd Blossom: "No at all. We forced him into hiding where his death from typhoid fever, away from the medical care that could have saved his life, was almost a certainty."

And to give credit where credit is due... James @ Genius of Insanity had the same idea, and beat me to the punch. :-)

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We forced him into hiding where his death from typhoid fever, away from the medical care that could have saved his life, was almost a certainty."

That sumbitch tells better jokes than I do!!
A turd sprinkling sugar is still a turd and the sugar tastes funny. Don't ya think?
TFWY: And bet he has a charming singing voice as well.

Peacecheck, eeeeeeewwwwww! I didn't need to read that before breakfast, now did I?
Peacechick wrote: A turd sprinkling sugar is still a turd and the sugar tastes funny. Don't ya think?

Yeah, but we've been force fed turds by Bu$hCo for so long now, some seem to be getting used to it. Not only do they gobble them up, but they ask for more. Hence the "popularity" of such turd shoveling media as Faux news and right-wing talk radio.

Any who gobbles up this latest load of crap, deserves to choke on it!
If OBL is dead, then doesn't that mean the war on terror is over?
mr rove = idiot

nuff said...
Pam makes a good point. Perhaps this is why he's called "Turd Blossom". He can make even a turd look good. Though I guess I'm according him more smarts than AZG.

Ms. Goddess do you suppose there's much to all this speculaton that Rove is losing his touch?

Diva...not by a long shot. You can never have too much WoT.
Whew... Now that I'm done laughing at the title of your post, maybe I can comment!! That title is WONDERFUL! It conjures up images of a turd spinning in the toilet bowl while on the way down.

Rove should be flushed. He will undoubtedly be able to spin the Bush administration's failure to capture Bin Laden into something justifiable and heroic.

Good link to a good website (James' place), where Lynne is correct in stating "As if this will make any difference at all. We have created 100 Osamas to take his place."
Yeah...lots of Osama's to take his place...Bush really did his country a favor there. I can't wait for the future.
Rove is a master of 'turd spin,' eh Snave. They don't call him the 'Turd Blossom' for nothing. ;-)

Sumo, hundreds...maybe thousands. Along with crushing debt, it may well be the only lasting legacy of this sorry administration.
Mr. TurdBlossom, did Osama bin Laden die a free man?

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