I'm Sure The Bible Has Something To Say About This
"Goodnight. Don't let the bedbugs bite." We've all heard it, right? But have any of you ever been bitten by one? I haven't. So now imagine waking up to find your sheets teeming with these little blood suckers. AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH! I'm sure that Pat Robertson is swooning--probably latch onto this latest infestation as if it were a biblical plague, a sign of the second coming. Bedbugs--harbinger of the End Times.
Bearing in mind, of course, that the biblical context for the plagues was old Moses and his pals in Egypt.
On second thoughts, you could be right. Pat and his pals seem to take biblical references out of context regularly.
Indeed, look at how Robertson went gaga over Ariel Sharon's coma.
Lew, NbfH, LOL...I can just see it. "My fellow Americans, this bedbug infestation represents a direct attack by our enemies. They hate us for our fluffy mattresses."
What teh ..?
Michael, I know. Where does a bedbug infestation come from and how the hell do you get rid of them? If it happens to me and they say "DDT" I'm gonna burn the f*cker down, first.