2006/08/20

Blognonymous To Remain Independent - Right Outraged

San Francisco (f-A-ke. P.) -

Kvatch Kopf, famous frog and liberal commentator, announced today that negotiations with Michael Bernstein for the acquisition of Blognonymous were broken off when it was revealed that Mr. Bernstein was actually an alligator with a fetish for frog legs in truffled demi glace. Mr. Kopf could not be reached for comment, but Bill O'Reilly of Fox News remarked, "I'm going to have to keep on putting up with that squishy little sh*t? I need a bath. Where's my loofah?"

To mark the occasion, Mr. Kopf also announced the availability of nifty icons, 'chicklets' and 'stripes' that you can add to your own site to broadcast your support for his seemingly interminable presence on the Internet (...and inability to sell out for booku bucks).





(All, the price was $80K, but the dude never got back to me. Ah well...)

13 Comments:

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Whew, that was close.
blog on Kvatch, blog on all.
80k? I can't believe he never got back to you.
You don't fancy the idea of dinner? Someone else's dinner?
Thank goodness. Not only would I have this blog bookmarked, I'd have to bookmark your new one as well, and because it wouldn't be at the top of my bookmark list, well, those are the ones I always forget about. Besides, I think he should have paid twice that for it.
Luke, thanks for stopping by. I'll pop by later.

WS, not so close. I found out that the dude offers to buy a lot of domains (says the price "is too high" for him to pay up front, then takes the domain without paying).

Guess as the Station Agent said, the price was too rich. I just figured that 80K was what I would need in order to give it up. I've become quite fond of this old place.

Granny, you got it! I don't fancy being someone else's meal ticket.
Lew...you make a good point. "Blognonymous" is nice cause it shows up near the top of so many lists.
Lew Scannon said...
Thank goodness. Not only would I have this blog bookmarked, I'd have to bookmark your new one as well, and because it wouldn't be at the top of my bookmark list, well, those are the ones I always forget about.


Please reflect my new site name as:

aaaaahhhhhh-Left in Aboite

;)
bernstein's loss - our gain - yeaaay! btw, you were talking US greenbacks, not some other frog currency, right? D.K.
Kvatch, good decision. It just didn't feel proper for you to sell the swamp.
Alligator? CRIKEY!!!
If O'Reilly's gonna go whinin' 'bout it, why doesn't he pay you teh 80K and start postin' blognonymously?

It'd do his reputation some good.

Sorry to hear Bernie was a bust, frog. I'm always rootin' for my friends to hit the lottery, eh.
John, I got lucky--didn't even think about the implications of alphabetical ordering when I thought of the name.

D.K., yes sir 80K in Washington's (Susan B.'s, or Sacagawea's...whatever). I'm not picky. Though those latter two might get a little heavy.

Diva, wouldn't have stopped blogging--just not under the name Blognonymous. I had another picked out.

Michael, if O'Reilly want's to post "Blognonymously" all he has to do is get in touch. I'm all for it, and at very reasonable prices I might add. ;-)

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