Diebold Election Correction Switch (Patent Pending)
Friends have you ever said to yourself, "That election just didn't go the way I wanted, but what can I really do about it?" Have you ever felt helpless in the face of the Democratic Party's superior numbers? Ever wanted to do your part to contribute to a permanent Republican hegemony?
Well now you can! Introducing the newest Diebold innovation...the Election Correction Switch. Currently being supplied on all Diebold Touchscreen voting machines, this revolutionary device allows you to help the Republican party maintain it's position of power with almost pushbutton ease. Just install a new flash boot device and flip the switch (upper left) and you too can put Jeb Bush, Jenna Bush...hell even Britney Spears into the White House.
Make sure that your voting machine is equipped with this handy election saver. Ask for it by name...the Diebold Election Correction Switch!
Well actually not...but since you don't seem to have anything interesting to say on the topic at hand, I wouldn't expect that you'd actually read my previous post about El Paso either.
Please pop back in when voting machines that are as easy to compromise as your PC are a problem for you.
No! I was never here! No, I wasn't! (*click*) See? I mean, (*click)
this said with tongue firmly planted in my cheek :p
Dusty, how is the Select Commission related to MacPherson? Advising him? Ad hoc?
Libby, a Diebold rep said straight out last May that they didn't see these design flaws as a problem because of their perception of the work factor involved in exploiting the flaws.