The Stressful Life of a Judge
Sure the judge who'd use...ummm...an "erectile enhancement device" in the courtroom is probably a taco short of a combo plate, but Blognonymous feels that there are still some unanswered questions here: First, what possessed the main prosecution witness, the court reporter, to allow this to happen...what...15 times before she came forward? Second, "indecent exposure"? From behind the bench? Really frickin' bad judgment, but how exactly is it indecent exposure? Third (and here we quote from the article) -
Prosecutor Richard Smothermon said he would pursue a misdemeanor charge of misuse of state property against Thompson that was separated from the trial before opening statements."State property"? Is he kidding?! I can't even comment on this I'm laughing so hard.
how on earth did he manage to "get it out" from behind all those robes they wear?
forgive me, but wouldn't it be a little (sorry perhaps the wrong word here) obvious? (oopps wrong word again)
and how is he suppose to think will all the blood in the wrong place? or perhaps decisions have been being made below the bench...
Callooh, what's my purpose if not to give you images that disturb you fo rthe rest of the day? :-) I think that it must have been under the robes. So the question is how did he get to and from his chambers?
Tom, that's just sick. :-) A whole courtroom filled with the "sh-sh" sound!
LC...eeeewwwwww! Pistols, death penalty orders? Where do you live? Texas? I could make an inappropriate comment here about having a pistor in the courtroom for those death penalty cases (Stalin would probably approve), but I think I won't.
I only hope I can find a cartoon for this!!