Can you design this bomb?
For instance, here at Blognonymous we think that all the hip nukes will be wearing tie-dye next year.
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How about pink? Pink is supposed to be the new black (does that make black the old pink? who decides this crap?)the truly cutting edge nukes will all be pink, making them look like a giant booby missing it's match!
Yes, these weapons might actually pay for themselves! It's a win-win!
Lew, it's actually a "low-flow" nuke that I guess I'm going have to paint red, white, and blue per Windspike's suggestion.
Mr_Blog, that's the ticket. Corporate sponsorship..."Got Rads?"
I think it's quite important to have fashionable bombs. What would the Iranians think of us if the last thing they saw was some blah-zay looking gray piece of crap.
It's all about the flash before the flash.
if yer gonna be nuked at least you should have a glimpse of somethin' pretty for yer skin melts off...
"The village converted into a crater by an Exxon Mobil GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast Bomb."
I’ve been working on the second-generation smart bomb concept. I’m just having problems defining smart.
Is it smart, as in classical well attired?
Or perhaps smart in that it can actually calculate 1+1 as 2, unlike most designers of these things.
Could be smart as in, ouch, that smarts; or street smart, like is that a bee buzzing behind your ear? Always a great diversionary tactic.
But I’m inclined to the smart arse type smart. “Hey, take Bin Laden. Please! Boom Boom, as the British say.
Callooh, perhaps flashing neon signs on the side?
Ms. Cracker, tailor the sponsorship to the theater. Oil companies for oil-rich countries? I like it.
Cartledge. My pleasure, but shouldn't a smart bomb be able to convince the enemy that it's better to just capitulate so the bomb doesn't actually have to go off? Now that's smart.