2006/06/13

Ann Coulter and The Second Printing

Ann Coulter - GoddessAfter enduring a week of harsh criticism, Ann Coulter announced last evening that, after a visitation from the Holy Spirit, she would be giving birth to a political messiah--a savior able to lead the neocons through the darkness of the midterms and into the light of redemption.

When asked for a response, a liberal commentator speaking on condition of anonymity replied, "It would have to be an immaculate conception. No man would sleep with that harpy."

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BREAKING: It has been learned that Ann Coulter has not in fact been impregnated by the Holy Spirit. According to another anonymous source, the reason for Ms. Coulter's sudden development of an engorged belly was due to "immaculate consumption", a reference to her perchant for devouring babies whole (see here for details)
what a vile women
S/he is vile...oh yes...
I have such a difficult time listening to anything Ann Coulter says. Her comments are so outrageous. There are quite a few websites that list Ann Coulter's quotes - UNBELIEVABLE! Very intolerant, mean-spirited, discriminatory, etc.
She's not having a baby, she probably ate one.
If she's having anything, it's going to be a monster.
Coulter's sudden development of an engorged belly was due to "immaculate consumption"

Immaculate consumption...LOL!

She's not having a baby, she probably ate one.

PoP...you and the Xsociate...great minds thinking alike. :-)
I tried to tell Blogenfreude that this is the type of virgin bin Laden and Zarqawi can expect to met in their afterlife, but he didn't believe me!

mccs1977
As usual, Kvatch, you hit this one out of the park!
Hey thanks Alicia! I was ruminating on this one most of the weekend before finding the time to do the paste-up.

Fred, EEK! A stick and a stick in the afterlife. Eeeewwwwww!
You know what they say:

Great minds that think alike often come up with some weird f*cking sh*t in the spare time.
It's not going to be born so much as burst out of her stomach and scurry away ...
Ha! Love it!! Looks like she ate twins!

I agree with Blogenfreude. Only a monster or alien could grow in there.
Blogenfreude, Helen...now you're both making me wish that I had the skills to Photoshop an Alien into that paste-up. :-)
What a perfectly horrid set of images this conjures.
My suspicion is that Ann's system is incapable of providing the necessary nourishment and live-giving environment needed for reproduction. I fear anything that spent more than a week in her uterus would end up pickled.

On a broader point, why doesn't this women continue to be validated as a legitmate political pundit by corporate media?
My suspicion is that Ann's system is incapable of providing the necessary nourishment and live-giving environment needed for reproduction.

Now there is a thought-provoking observation! Coulter's system isn't even capable of providing the necessary nourishment for a cogent viewpoint.

Cartledge, which image? Coulter pregnant? Coulter with a long-fingered nightmare attached to her face?
Comic relief for the weary soul. Good one!
Pregnant? I think the only thing she is capable of giving birth to is one of those acid dripping, butt ugly things from Alien.
Kathy, glad you enjoyed it.

Sothis, yeah I've been wondering if the alien will decide to bust out while she's doing a national television show. That would be something.
It seems Ann Coulter operates very much like an exceptional spiritual teacher by being willing to call a spade a spade. She sees that Liberals are hopelessly trapped in fantasy and self-deception and she calls them on it. If they refuse to look at themselves and the depths of their own hatred, they will attack her as hateful ones always attack. If her wake-up call is heard just a little, they will grow and open spiritually.
"Eet EEZ a too-mahr!"
Chris Prophet, you have GOT to be kidding when you accuse lefties of hatred compared to the Chupacabra-Coultergeist. There is no one -- and I mean no one -- on the left who can even approach her for sheer hate-filled bombast. Not Michael Moore, not Al Franken, no one.

On the other hand, the right wing has plenty of other hate-mongers, like Malkin, Limbaugh, O'Reilly, Savage, Hannity and dozens more just as bad. Open your damn eyes and maybe YOU'LL "grow spiritually." Unlikely, but it's worth a shot.
She looks pretty happy for having just been raped by a deity. She didnt strike me as being a " take one for the team" kind of person.
Ann Coulter operates very much like an exceptional spiritual teacher by being willing to call a spade a spade.

"exceptional spiritual teacher"?! The woman who said, "My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building"? BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Oh Prophet, thanks so much for stopping by. You've made my evening. You were kidding right? Right?
Christian profits, right wing mystics and that... that...
The images this conjures, kvatch my friend, are far too dark and gruesome to relate.
Kvatch: I see that nutjob Christian Prophet came and commented on your Coulter post, too. What a freak.

But now for that image of Coulter.... my eyes!!!!
The man who was brave enough to stick it in that clearly had no problem moving her dick out of the way first.
LOL Tina!

"She sees that Liberals are hopelessly trapped in fantasy and self-deception and she calls them on it. If they refuse to look at themselves and the depths of their own hatred, they will attack her as hateful ones always attack."

Now...where have I seen this style before? Oh...I remember...it was when Clinton was president...and he couldn't blink but what the right's hatred came out of the woodwork attacking as hateful ones ALWAYS attack. Somehow the right seems to forget their recent past...how very convenient.
Oy! I could see her claimin' it, too.

Nice!
Cartledge, I want me some of those Christian profits. "If only I had their numbers."

Tina, Sumo, I saw some sight that's devoted to proving that Coulter is a man. So...guess you put some stock in that theory, huh? :-)

Michael...hey thanks. I had a ball creating this pasteup.

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