The Oathing Statement
At a today's White House press briefing, Secretary Snow clarified why Attorney General Gonzales is allowed to interpret the Constitution as he sees fit: All cabinet members in this administration issue a "Statement at Oathing" which lays out their interpretation of their duties under the Constitution.
Constitutional scholars have noted that this procedure is similar in principle to the Presidential Crossing of the Fingers. (Depicted on the right)
(HT to Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker for coming up with this gem.)
No wonder Gonzalez thinks torture and jackboots are constitutional.
And think of how much more streamlined the government will be without those other pesky branches.
Abi, Static "mixed company"? You mean frogs and humans (ok...and strange braniac things)?
WS, that it does.
Don't you fucking queer hybrid driving, al Gore asslicking liberals have anything else better to do? PREPARE FOR 2008, you fucking tree huggers are gonna LOSE THE ELECTION AGAIN.
In a way I hope that you win - maybe your fucking non-productive RANTS will go away.
It actually might do well to have another repuke in the office post W - they really do need to clean up their own mess, and that ain't going to be any fun, now is it?
Nope not really. We're all just waiting around while your ilk gets caught, tried, convicted, and sent to the Federal pen.