2006/05/01

Kvatch Kapitulates

San Francisco (f-A-Ke. P.) -

Early this evening Kvatch Kopf, esteemed frog and liberal commentator, emerged from rehab at the Betty Cracker Center for Pain-in-the-Ass Liberals to announce his new found love for America -
I just want to express my gratitude to all of my friends during this trying time and to acknowledge Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker for his intervention and support in helping to steer me right. I now feel ready to love, freedom, America, and my President (in an entirely platonic way) with every bone in my squishy little body.
The Bush administration expressed its satisfaction with these new developments by announcing that Mr. Kopf would be offered the position of Secretary of the Interior, replacing recent nominee Dirk Kempthorne who stepped aside when it became known that nobody knew who the hell he was.

20 Comments:

nooooooooooo noooooooooo

come back to the light!
I'm confused. Not for the first time, not for the last time.
Look! A patriophile frog! Check you out with the red, white, and blue!!!
Well, that was easy. Popele, see how easy it is when you capitulate on Day One of your Smiting Week?

Welcome to the winning team, Frog!
Adios my friend.

It was good while it lasted.

I'll come visit you in the koolaid room!

:>(
Oh no! You've become a tadpole again. Yikes!
PoP, TPM, ARIAR. Don't worry, I have truly seen the light. ;-)

LET THE FREEDOM LOVING BEGIN...
GASP!
Wait, does this mean I have to like, change my blogroll and stuff?
Wait, does this mean I have to like, change my blogroll and stuff?

Only if you want to remove the new and improved freedom-loving ass. Otherwise the site is still Blognonymous.com (even though the title's changed). ;-)
Oh, the confusion!....I just want to know how to pronounce FROGNONYUSA. Please help.
"Frognony-U-S-A"!
I'm glad that someone who at least USED TO BE a lefty will be the new Secretary of the Interior. As for Kempthorne, he has been the governor of one of the reddest states in the union, so it's easy tell what his approach would be to that S.O.I. position. Even though you are now a member of the whining team, I like to think you would not adopt a scorched earth policy re. our environment.

Of course I am also a Republican now (see my weblog for the disgusting details). I had to shave my palms this morning, and I expect I might have to every day from now on, but if people don't like the stubble when I shake their hand, by gosh, they can just get over it.
I like to think you would not adopt a scorched earth policy re. our environment.

Sorry, but my new America-loving self requires that I not only scorch the earth but sow it with salt so that the hippies can't make any nature trails through areas that we might plunder.
Snap out of it.
I'm so glad. I don't have to explain my showing up on this blog when they show up and demand that I explain my data.
Oh Kvatch, if I were Republican, this would warm my heart.
.... hey, wait a tick...
if I were Republican I wouldn't even have a heart.

Anyhoo, we should expect to see you throwing tomatoes at protesting Mexican immigrants and stepping over the homeless in your area when exactly??
May Blognonymous rest in peace...for the time being.
ma petite grenouille!

this all started with me writing a poem for rex's dangerous feet, and now I'm here and so darn mixed up...

- must have hit me 'ead onna branch when I hugged that last tree....
Callooh...welcome.

ma petite grenouille!

this all started with me writing a poem for rex's dangerous feet, and now I'm here and so darn mixed up...


Don't worry about the confusion, I only have 4 freedom-loving "Rex-like" posts in me and now it's back to my normal snarky ways.

BTW we sling much verse over here at Blognonymous. (Won't get that at the Danger Seekers site). Check out our BlognonyVERSE over there in the sidebar. More poetry tomorrow.)

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