Josh Bolten Had A Really Tough First Day
Washington (f-A-ke P) - After rearranging the deck chairs, new White House chief of staff Josh Bolten expects smooth sailing ahead.
Halifax (f-A-ke P) - At 1:20 AM this morning the Bu$hCo, purportedly the unsinkable ship of state, struck an iceberg in the shape of Iran and went down with all hands. The steamers Republicrat and Neoconican are searching for survivors.
New York (f-A-ke P) - The steamer Neoconican reports many casualties from the loss of the unsinkable Bu$hCo. Although many first-class passengers made it to the lifeboats, almost no steerage passengers survived the tragedy. Administration spokesperson Scott McClellan remarked, "Well, if the steerage passengers had simply invested in their Frigid Arctic Waters Savings Accounts (FAWSA), generously offered to them aboard the Bu$hCo, more would have survived."
Many thanks to the Reality-based Educator for the interchange that led to this foolishness.
Bush was tv a bit ago talking about his new guy to head some dept. (who cares any more?) And bush was asked about rummy. Bush went off on how good rummy was and all. The reporter asked something about did bush listen to the ret. generals who are pissing on Rummy. Bush said he listened to all voices but when it came down to it, "I am the "decider".
HE really said that?
I vote for Scott McClellan to be Billy Zane
:-) What do you think?
Echrai, you're very welcome, but really it's the Reality-based Educator as well. He got me started on this tear.
Denisdekat, I feel your pain man. I'm definitely on of those poor schmucks in steerage.
So even when Bushie's rearranging the deck chairs, he still only get excited when he's talking about oil!