2006/04/07

James Lipton Is An Obsequious Toad

But that makes us brothers under the skin. Recently Mr. Lipton posed Bernard Pivot's questions to Kvatch...

What is your favorite word? - Sex?

What is your least favorite word? - Bush

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? - Jazz

What turns you off? - Stephen Spielberg movies

What is your favorite curse word? - Mother puss-bucket!

What sound or noise do you love? - The frogette sighing when we spoon

What sound or noise do you hate? - Cheney's open pie-hole

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - Reptile

What profession would you not like to do? - H&R Block tax drone

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? - "And all this time you thought I didn't exist."

20 Comments:

What is your favorite word? - Sex?

1. Bush

2. Ganga

3. Karl Rove

4. Fuckface

5. The ocean during a storm

6. DeLay's voice

7. Hula Dancer

8. Republican aide

9. Welcome. You've done your best, and you've done well. Your Granpa Sullivan is waiting to hug you.
Oh, c'mon, man! Homeland Security will stop you long before you get anywhere near the Pearly Gates.
You inspired me to post answers to my own James "Obsequious Toad" Lipton interview on my blog.
Oh, c'mon, man! Homeland Security will stop you long before you get anywhere near the Pearly Gates.

Right you are! LOL And then Rex will be called in to do a Purgatorial Intervention.

Kathleen, I like your answer to "What noise or sound do you love". I don't think that I've ever heard the ocean during a storm.
Uh-oh, Kvatch...I sense...yes, it's definitely there...a meme! The Bernard Pivot meme! And I will foil your death-to-memes policy by perpetuating it! Mwah-hah-hah!
Or actually, Mags has already perpetuated it. Ha-ha!
;)
Uh-oh, Kvatch...I sense...yes, it's definitely there...a meme! The Bernard Pivot meme! And I will foil your death-to-memes policy by perpetuating it!

"death-to-memes"? Oh misguided one...I LOVE MEMES! I am the Frog Prince of memes. In what other way can I put out schlock on a Friday afternoon, when I don't feel like doing serious blogging anyway, and have you suckers not only read it but perpetuate it!

Mwahahahahaha, indeed!
Oops! I could have sworn you hated memes, but I must have confused you with somebody else. Damn...who was that? (Maybe it was Scaramouche.)

Oh, well. It's a good meme anyway, and I'll tag a couple of people with it.
It was Agitprop.
Mother puss-bucket That was from "Ghostbusters" right?
Mother puss-bucket That was from "Ghostbusters" right?

Gold star for the movie buff at the back.
poor lipton, last time i saw him he was interviewing martin lawrence. times must be tough
I'm a total meme whore.
Hey, Kvatch.

You know I don't normally plug myself, but I'm hoping to draw your attention to a very interesting theory I ran across in John Dean's column over at Findlaw.

It's an alternate sequence of events surrounding the Plame/Libby/Bush leak that I think may be explosive.

Let me know what you think.

Mike
Nice, kvatch... Lipton is a hack...But I like the Obsequious Toad moniker.
Thanks TPM, but I liked Mags riff, "Inside the Blogger's Studio" as well.

By the way, enjoyed the verse in the "Polls" post.
Yee Gods, who could compete with your answers. But, Pearly gates make me think of all the irritated oysters who cranked out the pearls and oysters make me think of sex and those froggy sounds. Must stop thinking. Excellent Kvatch!
Yee Gods, who could compete with your answers.

Thanks Mary. I'm hoping for that job chage to reptile real soon. :-)
Well, coincidentally, I have a reptile on my site you should look to for inspiration. I found it in my garden!
There are no coincidences in this vale of tears, at least when it comes to reptiles and frog memes. Those were as pre-ordained as Bush's puss-bucket...

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