Dr. Hugo (Evil) Chavez
In response to persistent rumors of US designs on Venezuela's oil fields, President Hugo (Evil) Chavez said Wednesday -
I've got pescados--pescados with frickin' lasers on their heads. These little pendejos will swim for the revolution and destroy our oil fields if you attack us.US State Department officials could not immediately be reached for comment.
(Yeah, I know that that most of Venezuela's oil is in the so-called "Orinoco Belt" and is not offshore, but I just couldn't resist. HT to Denisdekat for the inspiration.)
...is that anything like Routers?
Watchale aguas sin frecas.
Miralo, miralo, donde esta el savior de la pais de Venezuela?
Pinkfem...too...much...Spanish! Got a translation for those of us with dain bramage?
Kathleen, I actually find Chavez amusing as well, in addition to being very cunning. So consider this post to be an homage.
You have brain damage, too?
Lets start a "BrainDamagedBlogNetwork....?"
The BDBN of friends... Hey... I think I might have something there.
" He may be crazy at times"
Why do people say this? Just because he has a differnet ideology, and believes it, does not make him crazy. He is actually very smart, has survived one US coup attempt and has befriended China big time (making it even harder to take him out). He knows how to play the oil card right, and knows how to play the Media. He calls condi Condolence in spanish, which is super funny (when you understand Spanish)...
TPM, when you have as few brain cells as I do, it's like having brain damange all the time. :-)