Future Headlines - 2008 Powerball Election

Powerball ElectionToday the federal government announced the merging of the multi-state Powerball Lottery with the 2008 Presidential election. One lucky voter will win $35,000,000!

Voter participation soars!

(Thanks to Fashiongirl for the inspiration.)


Well, it's about time! Now I don't have to interrupt my affair with the One Armed Bandit and vote straight from my stall in Vegas!
Personally, I want scratch-to-vote. Then absentee voting becomes your corner store. States with no lottery board...don't get to vote. Not having a lottery is unamerican!
Looks like in the picture the slot machine turned up three lemons.

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