The Department of Homeland Faith
Responding to congressional and media criticism that the administration, and specifically the Department of Homeland Security, have been ineffective in responding to disasters, President Bush today announced the creation of the Department of Homeland Faith. A melding of the Department of Homeland Security with numerous faith-based initiatives, the new organization will be tasked with praying that everything will turn out all right.
"This new department will assure the American people that my administration is lookin' out for them. In fact, whenever danger threatens, whether it's an evil terrorist like Bin Laden or a hurricane like Katrina, our citizens can be sure that someone inside DHF will be praying," the President said.
Though it isn't yet clear who will lead this new department, Press Secretary Scott McClellan remarked that Pat Robertson was, "...pretty high up on the A-list".
LOL...the man should never have lowered himself to do the Oscars.
WTF is our country coming to? The fu*king National Dept of Prayer?
Does anyone really believe this guy takes national security seriously? If you do, I believe you are dead wrong.
This bs is a bj for his base, cause those asswipes are all he has left.
Patricia, I'd be careful. This man speaks directly to God. He might have you smited.
Or, at the very least, he'll have the DHF pray for your smitting for the good of the country.
As for Jon Stewart, I agree: he IS too good for the Oscars. Such a waste of such tremendous intellect and talent. I love that man.