2006/02/11

Gonzales at the Senate Judiciary - The Missing 13 Seconds

Blognonymous has learned that a critical 13 seconds is missing from the transcript of the recent Senate Judiciary Committee hearings on warrantless surveillance by the Bush Administration. Through our supersecret sources, we've obtained the missing section:
Mr. Specter: "Are you defending the warrantless wiretapping of American citizens?"

AG Gonzales: "Well Mr. Chairman, George Washington spied on Americans during the Revolutionary War."

Mr. Specter: "So you're saying that if President Washington had jumped off a bridge...say...into the freezing waters of the Deleware, you'd have John Yoo draft a memo advising President Bush to do the same?"

AG Gonzales: "I would sir."

9 Comments:

Say what you want about the AG and Yoo, those crazy bastards can memo. Memo old school. Memo wild style.
:-) Indeed. John Yoo seems to be a man entirely unencumbered by "quaint" notions human rights, dignity, or the rule of law.
Can I get that thirteen seconds back please? I seemed to have lost it on my way to my NSA secret hearing: I'll take Al Qeada plots to assasinate world leaders for 400, Alex.
Memo their bad selves, eh Robot??

PLEASE let him jump. Shove. anyone???
He's a memo ninja!
HEY THERE KVATCH; I have a mission for you- over at IS AMERICA BURNING there is a Troll in Democratic Clothing pestering the nice little ladies there- giving them a hard time about things like the Pres lying, and the Patriot Act- Fisa Court stuff- he is just being a pain- and they being nice, polite grannies are kind of being too nice to him- he is all yours- go get him....( I know you have been looking for a good repulet "conversation"...)

( damn- I really wanted more troll ears- I am decorating the cafe with them...oh welll- another time)
Oh, I forgot the critical data, his "name" is Greg ( like Greg Brady)....and he comes off as all so damn polite...Ha....
I have a mission for you- over at IS AMERICA BURNING there is a Troll in Democratic Clothing pestering the nice little ladies there...

Done. Kvatch has kvetched.
Thank you - you dashing Frog, I knew I could count on you.....doing the LillyPad Shuffle I see? and such a cool Top Hat-kind of Lincolnesque....

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